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Writer: Big BATitle: Ninja Wrath
Yo it's Jinja the ninja warrior here,
If you step I'm gonna cut off your ear,
Gotta realize me you can't sieze,
Move quick like the night breeze,
Don't need car keys,
I can flip out and bust in,
When horny I'm lustin,
over hott ninja babes discretely,
In ninja babe magazine weekly,
I spooge with force not meekly,
When I'm not flippin or flailin,
I'm flyin around and whalin,
On my ninja six string,
To our duel you best bring,
Unlimited shuriken and poison darts,
Oh man I think I'm gonna fart!
I'm not Chinese I'm white,
But that don't mean I can't fight,
I have huge ups I got big height,
Do my work out of sight,
Under the cover of midnight,
Watch out for rice on the floor,
Squeaky hinges on the old door,
No moanin from the young whore,
Move room to room stealthily,
Girls boobs lookin healthily,
Nab me some pretty jewelry,
Phew that guard almost caught,
Me, wait I think I fought,
A dude who looked just like that,
Kinda chubby but not too fat,
Suddenly an urge grabs ahold of me,
Tightly no I don't gotta pee,
I gotta flip out and kill somebody,
Ninja wrath super killing spree,
Slice heads with my katana,
Take me on if you wanna,
Die quickly no pain at all,
Blood splurts in the hall,
Gonna be tough to clean that wall,
After I'm done I stand tall,
Surveying the newly dead,
The voice leaves my head,
I feel good because I'm a ninja,
Pride of the underworld, Jinja.








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