We are the Kids With Issues, an elite group of students who make movies to entertain others. Our antics are, to say the least, hilarious and
unpredictable. I farted and I think I just pooped in my pants. Nope, guess not. As I was saying, KWI is not only
the funniest group of kids around, we are talented, well bred, and most of all: cool.
Okay, I'll stop lying now.
KWI started off one early morning in eighth grade during a class called 'Computer Video Art.' Our teacher, who shall remain anonymous (but all those involved with KWI know who the teach is), opened a gateway of opportunity for Frosti and I (Big BA). We started out one chilly mid-october morning making a video about an artist, well two artists, Rene Margrite and Pablo Picasso (a video which I have just entitled "Artists On Acid"). While Frosti tried to work (he was a workaholic, always trying to get a good grade...) on making his part of the video, I goofed off (I didn't do any research). Little did we know it, but we'd be spending eight more weeks in that cramped little recording studio and have the best time of our lives.
We eventually returned to the studio to goof off and make awesome videos, 50 minutes a day, at least four days a week. Our teacher at the time did not care what music we played or what we did, really, so we had some crazy times. Our friends Miles, Joe, Sarah, Rachel, Mr Ruler, and Logan often joined us to goof off. The times we had...
So on it went until the end of Computer Video Art, then the begining of January was upon us and we were sad to see it go... The week before we had to leave that class behind, however, I had a brilliant idea: 'Let's have a goodbye awards ceremony!' I suggested that morning. We slapped everything together in 5 minutes and began the F#%* YOU awards ceremony. I forgot what F$@# YOU stood for, but it was definitely an acronym for something. Unfortunately, after a great time and a little miracle, John ruined our bliss and happiness with his f#@$ing gripes about us calling him gay and giving him the 'gayest person' award and the 'biggest fairy' award... I can't believe he ruined so many of our videos...
Well, that's not the end of our begining! Over that Christmas break, I recieved a gift that would make the wonderful world of digital editing possibilities available to the KWI (which at that point wasn't really a group, we were nameless). For our final exam in geometry, Frosti and I filmed, edited, and produced the "Pi Rap." It was glorious! (BTW: The directors cut contains footage never before seen by anyone at the end of the rap.) We got A's, just to let you know (99.9%, to be exact).
On the first day of summer vacation, Frosti had me over and we made an awesome kung fu movie (Kung Fu is called Wushu in chinese, just to let you know). It was titled "The Kung Fu Movie" by me, right here in my chair while I was typing this. Later we watched the great epic "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon."
Over the summer, KWI didn't really do anything. That is, until my birthday came rolling around. When it came time for me to have a birthday party, I invited Buckshot, a new member at the time, and Frosti over to make another chinese movie, aptly title "The Chinese Movie." It was great. Later that night we all watched Akira, an awesome anime. A while after making that, Kids With Issues became Kids With Issues. I give all credit to Buckshot to coming up with that!
Our latest comedy came in the form of another school project. I had Mr Ruler, Buckshot, Vash, and Frosti over to make my biology video on Cell Division, A.K.A. Mitosis. This was Vash's first appearance in a KWI video.
The Kids With Issues group has been hard at work trying to come up with funny ideas for videos and we would be working on them, but this stupid thing called Schul or shool or something like that keeps hindering our great abilities.
The latest video to add to the KWI regime is the "KWI Fairy Tale" guest starring Sarah Leslie. The movie is short, stupid, and funny. That's what we like. And there is a really hot girl, so it will sell pretty well, I think. Girls are good.
During the summer of 2002, KWI was very lazy! Frosti and BA got together for their (now) traditional last-day-of-school-movie-making thing. We made Fruity Cocktail, a Rocky spoof. That was all thanks to a chance showing of Rocky III at Family Video when we went to go check out some movies for the night. Woowoo. It's funny as all get-out! (sorry, channeling my mom on that one!!)
Senpai and Frosti also got together and made Mission: Issues, a hilarious flick. I (BA)was involved in an itty-bitty part of it. It was a blast to make it, I'm sure that they both had fun with out me (heh)!!
BA finished the Film Noir script in mid-July, and the casting for it began a few days later. There are currently no plans to actually make it, though. People who read the script thought it was bad-ass funny.
This is the history of Kids With Issues up until August 5, 2002. I hope you'll consider purchasing some of our works. Donations are welcome ^_^.
Okay, I'll stop lying now.
KWI started off one early morning in eighth grade during a class called 'Computer Video Art.' Our teacher, who shall remain anonymous (but all those involved with KWI know who the teach is), opened a gateway of opportunity for Frosti and I (Big BA). We started out one chilly mid-october morning making a video about an artist, well two artists, Rene Margrite and Pablo Picasso (a video which I have just entitled "Artists On Acid"). While Frosti tried to work (he was a workaholic, always trying to get a good grade...) on making his part of the video, I goofed off (I didn't do any research). Little did we know it, but we'd be spending eight more weeks in that cramped little recording studio and have the best time of our lives.
We eventually returned to the studio to goof off and make awesome videos, 50 minutes a day, at least four days a week. Our teacher at the time did not care what music we played or what we did, really, so we had some crazy times. Our friends Miles, Joe, Sarah, Rachel, Mr Ruler, and Logan often joined us to goof off. The times we had...
So on it went until the end of Computer Video Art, then the begining of January was upon us and we were sad to see it go... The week before we had to leave that class behind, however, I had a brilliant idea: 'Let's have a goodbye awards ceremony!' I suggested that morning. We slapped everything together in 5 minutes and began the F#%* YOU awards ceremony. I forgot what F$@# YOU stood for, but it was definitely an acronym for something. Unfortunately, after a great time and a little miracle, John ruined our bliss and happiness with his f#@$ing gripes about us calling him gay and giving him the 'gayest person' award and the 'biggest fairy' award... I can't believe he ruined so many of our videos...
Well, that's not the end of our begining! Over that Christmas break, I recieved a gift that would make the wonderful world of digital editing possibilities available to the KWI (which at that point wasn't really a group, we were nameless). For our final exam in geometry, Frosti and I filmed, edited, and produced the "Pi Rap." It was glorious! (BTW: The directors cut contains footage never before seen by anyone at the end of the rap.) We got A's, just to let you know (99.9%, to be exact).
On the first day of summer vacation, Frosti had me over and we made an awesome kung fu movie (Kung Fu is called Wushu in chinese, just to let you know). It was titled "The Kung Fu Movie" by me, right here in my chair while I was typing this. Later we watched the great epic "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon."
Over the summer, KWI didn't really do anything. That is, until my birthday came rolling around. When it came time for me to have a birthday party, I invited Buckshot, a new member at the time, and Frosti over to make another chinese movie, aptly title "The Chinese Movie." It was great. Later that night we all watched Akira, an awesome anime. A while after making that, Kids With Issues became Kids With Issues. I give all credit to Buckshot to coming up with that!
Our latest comedy came in the form of another school project. I had Mr Ruler, Buckshot, Vash, and Frosti over to make my biology video on Cell Division, A.K.A. Mitosis. This was Vash's first appearance in a KWI video.
The Kids With Issues group has been hard at work trying to come up with funny ideas for videos and we would be working on them, but this stupid thing called Schul or shool or something like that keeps hindering our great abilities.
The latest video to add to the KWI regime is the "KWI Fairy Tale" guest starring Sarah Leslie. The movie is short, stupid, and funny. That's what we like. And there is a really hot girl, so it will sell pretty well, I think. Girls are good.
During the summer of 2002, KWI was very lazy! Frosti and BA got together for their (now) traditional last-day-of-school-movie-making thing. We made Fruity Cocktail, a Rocky spoof. That was all thanks to a chance showing of Rocky III at Family Video when we went to go check out some movies for the night. Woowoo. It's funny as all get-out! (sorry, channeling my mom on that one!!)
Senpai and Frosti also got together and made Mission: Issues, a hilarious flick. I (BA)was involved in an itty-bitty part of it. It was a blast to make it, I'm sure that they both had fun with out me (heh)!!
BA finished the Film Noir script in mid-July, and the casting for it began a few days later. There are currently no plans to actually make it, though. People who read the script thought it was bad-ass funny.
This is the history of Kids With Issues up until August 5, 2002. I hope you'll consider purchasing some of our works. Donations are welcome ^_^.
-Big BA