Kids With Issues

So things have been happening, we just tend not to post them here, but Itend to be one to leave things in the past so moving on what's next? Most near sightedly we will be showing the documentation of the South Manitou Trip I made at the Uniterian Universalist Congregation Bridging Ceremony on Sunday the 27th. In the future, I will be heading towards Chicago for school at Columbia College where I plan to major in Cinematography. Some of the endeavors of the other members are BA, who will be attending New York University, and then there's Senpai who's headed off to University of Michigan. that's all I'm quite certain of right now, but who knowns what's next in anyone's life, only tiem will tell.

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If you're looking for your KWI fix elsewhere, you can find myself acting as Dracula, Friday and Saturday at 7:30 pm. The play Dracula is being performed at Central High and tickets are $5 for students and $6 for adults. Come see me bite people.

Frosti

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Check it out, we've been spotted here as well, alos in the link at the bottom: http://www.musicvideocontest.com/comedy_videos.htm Just thought I'd mention that as well.

10 pts to anyone else who finds us somewhere.

~Frosti

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Ladies and Gentlemen, a few minutes ago I was shown a website http://www.neighborhoodscout.com/michigan_real_estate/traverse_city/ and something amazing. Something that truly moved me. Look at the links at the bottom of the page, as reasons to move to Traverse City. There you will find us, Kids With Issues comedy troupe. I personally find this to be one of the most satisfying feelings I've ever had. Something Frosti and I set out to accomplish so long ago has finally reached a new height of awareness in our community and is being spread to others without our knowledge. KWI has truly blossomed over the past 4 years, and I am very proud of what it has become, if nothing more than a trusted name for our productions, and no longer representing exactly what it used to. We've expanded our horizons without losing focus on the fact that we never really could focus on anything for more than 10 seconds because we're so ADD.

I can only foresee KWI Productions becoming something bigger and better in the future, continuing its tradition of representing high quality productions in many mediums of entertainment.

Man that's fuckin amazing.

~Big BA

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Rave or Die.

Choose rave.

West Senior High Commons 8pm.

"The heartbeat will never fade.
The party will never end.
I am a raver, and this is my manifesto."

_Frosti_

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Welcome to the new year everyone and what a year it shall be. First off the KWI boy band "WANG" started recording it's first album "reDONGkulous" whiich featrues some great original material as well as a cover of MSI's "Bitches."

Also tonight footage from several 4M3R1K3N films will be shown during TLC's "Jump London" at 9 pm. Jump London will also be playing at 1 am tomorrow and January 9th at 5pm so be sure to check that out.

Happy New Year from all of us at KWI! May things be just as good or better than last yearand don't forget to write 05 when you write the date because this is the year i am graduating.

Frosti

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Well with the holiday season here we at KWI hope that whatever you have or are or will celebrate has gone is going or will go well. A sadder side effect of the holiday season though is the onslaught of snow thereby cutting out parkour to a minimum so it has bee ndecided that work on a new pk video will commence. In assoscation with Application Films the first film under our new name "The Movement" will be coming out sometime this winter. May i present you with this teaser as a token of of what is yet to come:

http://movement.kwiprod.us/movementprev.mov

Frosti

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So, Bill and I were dinking around in my Ventrilo server, when we both had the great idea of having a Trance server.

Thus, a joint venture between Bill and myself was started, and we are now serving Trance for however long we feel like it.

The Trance Connection is here to serve up premium Trance straight from Bill's WinAMP playlist, to my Linbox, to your playlists. It may not be up 24/7, considering I may close the server to get betting ping, or Bill might not be constantly listening to music, in which case, your player won't allow you to connect. But nonetheless, we're still tweaking the server to get optimal performance, so the more people that connect, the better we can test load. SO HOP ABOARD BITCHES.

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The fucking spiffy salesman uniform:


The article:
So, we've reached a milestone in the sales of Rave or Die shirts. Last year we ran a batch of 24 shirts, most of which were sold to close friends of ours and other acquaintances from classes. Over the past year people have asked for ROD shirts repeatedly, and just in time for the next rave, we have provided them with a new product to purchase. This time the slogan appears on a black shirt with white text, proudly proclaiming "rave or die" and 3 lines from the raver's manifesto. This time around we've doubled our sales from 24 to 48 (35 of which were sold in the course of 24 hours). Frosti and I took a risk and ran 13 extras so we could round out the number, since we projected sales tomorrow as well. If there are any remaining extras, they will be sold at the rave, which is NOVEMBER 19 at 8PM at West JUNIOR High school. Thank you everyone that purchased a shirt from us.

~Big BA

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Download the Pep Assembly video here

It's encoded in XviD Windows Download Here but you should be able to play it no problem.

Senpai sez: medium quality QuickTime (mp4) download here.

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Well it's been confirmed the pk thing will be on TLC, channel 13 for basic cable users, on October 28th at 10pm. So be sure to catch our part sometime in the Jump London Special.

Tonight i'm doinf filming for the Activity night and parade for our schools homecoming, that should be interesting, eh at least it's real work. i might also be doing a movie with Anton sometime soon for the film fest, i don't know if that is going to happen or not we'll see.

Mostly a lot of school stuff, after this photoshop thing is over i'll have more time to work on films again, you'll see what i started earlier in the year, should be real pretty. more info later my homeslices.

Frosti

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Hey, do we have our movies (both PK and non-PK, although, atm, I'm looking more for PK vids) archived somewhere on the Intarweb? I know I have them on CDs, but I don't know where they are, and I'd just prefer to download them.

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Alright the business. KWI's first DVD, so thoughfully named, "KWI Sampler," has been released, it contains these vdeos:

A Preview
Cruise 65
Fighting Dirty
The Suitcase Question
Real Life vs Video Games
Desire
Puddle


i think it has come together masterfully and i'd like to thank Senpai for all his hard work putting it together. The real reason for this DVD is to have something to hand out to people who want to see our work and possibly hire us to do somethng for them, but if you want a copy of it just talk to me and we'll work something out, it won't be exspensive, just enough to cover costs.

In other news the Question Heart Shirts are in and they look beautiful and they are moving quick i only have a few left in Small and YL, so tlak to me if you want one, if you've already ordered one, i jsut need your $10 and the shirt is yours.

Lastly i was fourtunate enough to send in some of our PK footage to the Discovery Channel this monday, hopefully to be aired in a special to be aired soon, more news on that ads it is available.

So that's the news for now from your friends at KWI Productions, where we actually do stuff now.

Frosti

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Perhaps you ahve seen a sticker around town or handed out by someone, probably myself, and you noticed the website, welcome to KWI productions. We are a group of people who enjoy doing things, we want to create something in this world, We do designs liek the Question Heart, films, music, and clothing. Our newest design which brought you here is going to be our new shirt. The shirt is going to be screen printed with the QH design and underneath it says "Love, the greatest question." for the low price of only $10 you will be showing how cool you are wit hthis spiffy little shirt. So whoever you are if you want this shirt we are the only ones making it, so tlak to me, (231)645-1435 or online at Frosti21. If you want to talk to me in person i am asian mike at Central High School or you can talk to Bill Alton at West Senior High.

Frosti

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Two things:

1. I started reconstructing the crapbar over to the right. First up is a list of the last 10 referrers to the site. As you can see right now we're not very popular (both referrers at the moment are me). Next up will be a "Last 10 Searches"—because, frankly, the search terms that people enter in search engines that bring them to KWI are often the most hilarious thing on the site. Hold your mouse over a link for more info.
   
2. With that in mind, I reconstructed the archives—because they're where most of the crackheads that come to this site get their crazy search terms. Hopefully Google will spider us in a week or two, and the searches will start rolling in. Anyways, all the items under "Archives" in the Flash menu to the left are functional now.

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Welcome to the new home of Kids With Issues Productions: kwiprod.us. Other than that, not a lot is changing. Well what is new?

• KWI now has its own account, which means detailed stats on visitors and bandwidth usage, as well as a nifty new control panel.
  
• I "redesigned" the site because I have no life. It's essentially the same, but now uses table-less layout, has fewer image slices, features more streamlined HTML, is fully incompatible with IE 5/Win and earlier, and now sports nifty drop-shadows. Oh, yeah, and I didn't test it in anything but safari, so it probably doesn't work in any other browser. Tough. Billl, if you hate it, get off your lazy ass, pull yourself away from "her" for a few hours.
  
• I got rid of the crapbar, which was, essentially, a non-functioning list of links to movies, five pathetic links to other sites, a non-functioning poll, a list of donors from ninth grade, and an unavailable KWI buddy icon. It will live again.
  
• I added some buttons up top the highlight the main selling points of this website: the videos (both KWI and 4M3R1K3N*), and the forum (link actually works!). Oh yeah, that reminds me.
  
• Being as KWI is no longer twmagic's bitch, it now has its own forums. As soon as someone bothers to scrape the TWM badge off the top of them.
  
• And, um. What else was there? Ah yes... All the files are gone (i.e. none of the links in that nifty flash menu to the left work). They are all safely archived on my computer, of course. But not on this server.

Yes, I realize that 4M3R1K3N is actually a sub-group of KWI, and thus all videos are KWI videos. However, there remains the need for some way to differentiate between parkour videos and—what the fuck are you still reading this for? Sheesh. Get a life. Grab an extra one for me, too.

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Maybe. Everything is still in limbo because the DNS information for twmagic.com is being cached in places. Still, nothing's preventing me from going ahead and, say, registering kidswithissues.us. All I need is the go-ahead from Billl. It'd actually probably end up being up before kwi.twmagic.com would. And that is one fugly emoticon.

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Now you may think...bullshit! They've taken another break...but htis is not true totally. First off i am in collaboration with former KWI member Andy and his production company to produce a new PK film that will blow off everything that has ever been done by anyone, a true piece of PK artwork.

i have all but the last few shots necissary to finish up my current project and as soon as i get my new hard drive i plan to begin editing. The film itself is like nothing we've ever done before and is a real step in a new direction, featuring for the most part my ex gf the making of it has been quite emotionally disturbing, but you will see soon enough.

Now it has occured to me that some of you may be wondering where are these good KWI members, and what are they doing with their lives, this is actualyl a very simple question to answer, why you may ask? Because we all have livejournals now. i shall now proceed to give you some of them...
www.livejournal.com/users/asianmike Frosti
www.livejournal.com/users/ironchefbilliam Big BA
www.livejournal.com/users/gt_onizuka Vash
www.livejournal.com/users/semanticist Senpai
www.livejournal.com/users/frojoe05 Fro Joe of 4M3R1K3N
www.livejournal.com/users/n4zzleusami Nazzle of 4M3R1K3N
www.livejournal.com/users/authorgreg Greg^3 of 4M3R1K3N
www.livejournal.com/users/therippedninja Buckshot of 4M3R1K3N
www.livejournal.com/users/4addict3d Audiophile of 4M3R1K3N
www.livejournal.com/users/ichris_ Chris of 4M3R1K3N

That's about all for now, more to come

Frosti

Rave or Die

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So one boy has a camera and a car and no where to go, he shoots, he thinks, he finds nothing. So he goes to the one place he shouldn't be...he goes on a mystical quest...he goes on a secret mission. Can you dig it? Well this boy is me and that mission is to be a superasshole, check it fools BA got served: http://kwi.twmagic.com/media/Operation-LOCKEDLIPS.mov

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Alright "puddles" won the Central Film Festival and so the benefit was that it got played today during both lunches, so lots of people saw our film. Badass. I was happy and i felt cool because people talked to me about my movie, which made me happy. I htink that this kind of film was good for this setting because people came and saw it at different times , but no matter when they looked there was always somehtign good happeneing, if it had been another film that was more plot driven then not as many people would have been drawn in/stayed because kids at our school are for the most part not interested in that. So i htink "Puddles" was ana excellent choice. And it deserved to be shown.

Frosti

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Okay, so this is the deal. If you still check this site out regularly, you are possibly the most devoted fan on earth, or this is your homepage. Either way, I love you.

Our film, A Preview took third in the Suttons Bay Film Festival. Applause?? Why thank you!!

We have a new film out called Puddles. It's a rather artsy PK flick that is well edited and includes some nice action. I think that KWI is progressing quite well in the film making department, and you should be seeing more films by us coming out soon.

To any fans or regular readers we may have, thank you.

~BA

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Seems most of the things we post here are convos.

IronChefBilliam: yoiu'd be a good raver
jkbluebirdie: grazi
jkbluebirdie: me thinks
jkbluebirdie: if it involves physical contact, count me out
IronChefBilliam: you pussy
jkbluebirdie: um well
IronChefBilliam: can't handle a little dancing with some ecstasy induced rave touching?
jkbluebirdie: um not really
IronChefBilliam: wow.

IronChefBilliam: My ears only hear techno.
jkbluebirdie: i don't know if i could stand that
jkbluebirdie: mostly it's not my ears thoguh
jkbluebirdie: i hear vibrations
IronChefBilliam: ... sound
IronChefBilliam: yes
IronChefBilliam: we all do.

jkbluebirdie: wow <name of band> sounds VERY interesting
indigomacx: perhaps
indigomacx: they make good vibrations
indigomacx: that can be heard by the ear
indigomacx: "sound", if you will
jkbluebirdie: have you been talking to bill
indigomacx: no...

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OK here's the lowdown from downtown KWIville:

The short film "a Preview" has been entered in the Suttons bay film festival and so we will have to see how that turns out, but hopefully with all the work that went into it it will turn out well.

The newest KWI project in the works is "Breathe" a cancept PK film featuring myself and BA, all the filming was thought to be done, but there was some problems with the tape and so a lot of it has to be redone, but i thnk it should turn out great if we can get everyhting done. This will be the filmentered in the TCC film fest. If everyhitng turns out it will most likely do well.

A coouple other things are in the works right now so keep watching this space, btw we are working on getting another order of Rave or Die shirts so give your orders to either myself or billl.

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Hey everybody, Mike and I are at Yale university right now utilizing their internet in the admissions office. Yeh, we're l33t hax0rz. My left hand isn't working too well right now so I'm having to type a majority of this with my right hand. Mike is waiting to use the restroom right now.... so yeah looks like I'm flying this update solo style.

We arrived here 45 minutes ago. It was col and raining... In fact it still is cold and raining. We walked all of those 45 minutes in the rain trying to find the admissions office and, after the direction of 3 different pairs of students, we finally located the building. It was, logically, opposite the end of the campus that we entered from.

Mike is utilizing the urinal right now.

Oh hey, he's back.

So many ethnic, i not minority, me so happy...

And he seems to have passed out on the floor, well that's all for now guys.

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I just remembered I can make posts, thus making new topics.

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Alright first and foremost, I'd like to thank everyone who bought a Rave or Die shirt, selling out in under two days! Wow nothing I've ever done has bee nthat successful, big thanks to Big BA for being the main man, inventing a new catchphrase and being not only my west-side connection but a huge seller, thanks man. Alright you can expect your shirts around Thursday or Friday of this wekk, os look forward to that.

The most important piece of this update though, is the completetion of the newest KWI movie, a Preview. Yes we talked a lot and shot alot, and we actually made somehting out of it, it's a short yes, 2:07, but it has a whole lot of good things in it, it's a lot more intellegant filmaking than we are used to, so get ready for somehting new, I'm be hosting a medium quality version real soon so you can check it out, so it's all on the horizon.

Frosti

Rave or Die

ps 5-7pm at Water's Edge Gym, 4M3R1K3N is rockin' it so expect some sweet pk action there.

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OK The Rave or Die Shirts are for sale now. At a stunning $10 a shirt they are a steal, so buy em now, they are movie quickly and are in low supply so pic them up quick. In case you've forgotten they are White shirts with e logo in black saying:

" i have two modes:
rave or die."

You know you want one, tlak to either myself or Big BA and we'll get you hooked up with these screen printed beauties, remember these are the official wear of KWI. So if you want to show your dedication to the greatest movie making group of all time, or you just feel the need to rave, buy a shirt. Now.

Frosti

Rave or Die

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Josie is back in her beloved segment "Let's Fuck With Josie!" How wonderful is that?!

Josie: hi there
Big BA: hey
Big BA: you make me kinda hot, you know that?
Josie: oh really?
Big BA: yeah
Josie: that's interesting
Big BA: like UNBEARABLY hot
Josie: i mean, considering that i haven't seen you in what, 2 years...
Big BA: something like that
Josie: have you changed any?
Big BA: oh it's turning into cyber sex? alright.
Josie: um, no
Josie: sorry
Big BA: I got a little taller... but not much, maybe half an inch
Josie: but no
Big BA: I'm not wearing anything
Josie: that's nice
Big BA: do you look the same?
Josie: um, i dunno, less childish, i suppose, taller, less skin and bones, but other than that... oh and i got glassses
Josie: did i have glasses when i saw you?
Big BA: no
Josie: alright then, that's new
Josie: do you look any different besides being taller?
Big BA: I'm not wearing anything
Josie: you already told me that... but wait, has this become like a habit or something? cus that would be kinda different
Josie: i mean, it would totally change your appearance
Big BA: no, but I mean if you're not wearing anything either this would work out better
Josie: um no
Big BA: or if you're wearing a schoolgirl uniform I'm into that too
Josie: a lot of guys seem to be, and no not that either
Big BA: wait you do it with other guys but not me?!
Big BA:
Big BA: I thought we were KWI buddies??
Josie: do you know any guys in TYSO who are in college but not too long ago were in highschool that play the trombone and wear burres?
Josie: and yes we're KWI buddies, though miles wouldn't let me be in the movies
Josie: and no i don't do it with other uys
Josie: *guys
Josie: or you
Big BA: it's cuz you're too HOT you'd suck all the attention away from the funny
Josie: you're beginning to creep me out
Josie: i mean, it's flattering and all...
Big BA: lmao
Josie: but really
Big BA: alright alright
Josie: so do you know any guys of that description?
Big BA: no, are you looking to cyber with them?
Josie: i dunno if he went to West or Central
Josie: no, i don't think he's the type to even have a computer
Josie: i'm looking to find out what his name is
Big BA: cuz I could throw on a berret if you want
Josie: bill...
Josie: YOU'RE REALLY FREAKING ME OUT HERE
Big BA: oh josie!!!
Josie: don't you like have a girlfriend or something?
Big BA: nope
Josie: *sigh*
Josie: i think maybe you need to get one... either that or learn to live without
Big BA: why can't we just make do with what we have? two keyboards one naked guy and one (perhaps) clothed girl
Josie: where did the keyboards come in?
Big BA: well you've got one and I've got one
Big BA: and we have the internet
Big BA: so it's time to cyber
Josie: no
Big BA: miles and I do it all the time
Big BA: come on
Josie: no
Josie: *saying no, walking away, saying no walking away*
Josie: lol
Big BA: fine, no walking away
Big BA: that means you've got to do it
Josie: um, no not really
Josie: i'm quite capable of logging off
Big BA: but you wouldn't dare...
Josie: oh?
Big BA: logging off on your old kwi/cyber sex buddy?!
Josie: lol
Josie: i really am quite capable
Big BA: me too
Big BA: but I want some
Josie: and it'll probably be because my hands are getting cold, not because of you, don't worry
Big BA: my hands are warm
Big BA: you know why?
Big BA: ky warming liquid.

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Ok, the possible logos for the shirts are up on the poll to the right, so choose which one or one's you would like to purchase and click'em fool. And get everybody else to vote, i need to know which ones I am going to produce before i talk to Jen-Tees and actually start taking orders.

Frosti

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Well the previously told lies by mew are actually coming true, I am actually making the KWI clothing line I promised you all. It's called Branded Name(a play on Brand Name, pretty clever huh?) and it will be out sometime this winter, I hope if all dealings with the screen-printing place go well, and not only that I get school credit for doing this project of mine so I have to actually go through with it! Well I hope to be putting up the designs soon, and all our eager fans can start placing their orders(do we have fans? I hope so or I'm in some deep shit for marketing).


Just for the hell of it I thought I would post this anecdote between myself and someone you don't know(I'm in bold).

practicing for the performance?
no i already did that
yeh?
it's not break dancing though. sorry
r u gonna dance?
yeah i think. that's the only thing i'm somewhat talented in
u have lots of talents
no i don't
I saw that movie you were in
you did lots of cool stuff
what r u talking about?
making stuff fly around and healing stuff
then you flew away in that big ship, it was sad
i have no idea what u r talking about
you know "phone home"
awww that was mean!
you know you liked it
o yeah. i really enjoy when people call me an ugly alien dude
i thought he was hot
yeah u would
you know you'd do him if you had the chance
o yeah u caught me
wow that's really gross
you'd do ET? even i wouldn't do that
it's called SARCASM
yeh whatever why don't you go make up some more words you extraterrestrial sex fiend

Frosti

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Okay, so it was late last night, around 2:00, and Vash and I were feeling rather lonely, so I had the brilliant idea to liven up the conversation by cloning AIM and signing on to multiple screen names to chat with him. He quickly followed suit and soon we had a chatroom going with all of us in it. Things soon got confusing for me, but Yacin maintained himself with tabbed windows.

Okay I just got really lazy, so you don't get a play-by-play, only pictures and logs. The gist of it is, We logged on to the same screen name from two different places, AOL sent us an error message, and we started IMing eachother with the same screen name and it's fucking awesome and hilarious if you're a nerd.

More Clutter
Fatal Error
Flood ping? Yes, please.
Server response split by Yacin...
Away Message Experiment
WARNED!
I forget what this picture is, but it's cool.
Another server split
WARNED!


Bill's Logs:
1. Logs from the SN Datgy16
a. Datgy16
b. AOL System Msg
c. Yacin
2. Logs from the SN Japanr0ckz
a. Japanr0ckz
b. AOL System Msg
c.Datgy16
d.Ryan

Yacin's logs:
You get to browse them all here.


Thank you, I love you.
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What up bitches? I'm back in black and on track to attack. So KWI version 2pointfuckin0 is on the frying pan. How you love that? Coming up are some real perks, so perky they'll remind your of twleve year old Taiwanese prostitutes, we are looking into mass producing some sweet new stuff for the world to see, hows about ythe stickers, the posters, the ads, the shirts, and of course the vids, you know you wanna see it! Don't deny yourself this, it's not like you are taking crack-cocaine filled condoms and putting them in your...ok so it kind of is like that , but you know you like it! By the way Dances With Wolves sucks ass. Look forward to some short vids up on the site soon, now that everything is working now, thank you BA, and a film that actually has a script oh my god!! But for now watch PK Christmas because I have it online already and that's all that matters...

www.parkcore.net/4m3r1k3n/PK_Christmas.mov

enjoy

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I was on the way home from picking my sister up from school and I looked at a bumper sticker on a car, and at first glance I thought it said "GodHarborsPorn.org" but after I read it about 4 times, I figured out it said "GoodHarborMortgage.org." Nothing like a little subconscious blasphemy.

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...For KWI to once again rise up from the ashes and become the comedy site that it once aspired to be. All of the pages are up.... so the site is about 85% functional. I still need to upload old graphics and relink all the pages... And there are obviously going to be some dead links here and there, as there always are when you change the entire hierarchy of a website and use old pages with old links. I'm going to work on fixing all that stuff tomorrow while I'm avoiding studying for my german exam. In the mean time, go to the forums and post or something. Soon I'll have some old updates up... Updates from the glory days of KWI. Hella yeah. SVLW updates? Yeh I managed to save half of them. Rock on BA. Rock on.
~BA

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Well.... The time has come for the one site to rule them all. KWI is making its return this week, as I am finally updating the pages with the proper PHP coding. Soon all of the pages will be up and ready for viewing... About 45% of the pages are up right now... So click randomly in the menu and find one that works and be amazed! It's been about 6 months since the site has worked, so I'm excited to finally have links lead visitors to something other than a brilliantly hideous error page. If you're nostalgic and want to read some old guestbook posts, check out the GB Archive.
~BA

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Duz any sucka care about KWI no mo'?

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Oh hooray, it's 3rd hour once again, and I'm stuck with nothing to do except build my mousetrap catapault for physics class and cover it with duct tape... ^_^ Duct tape owns like hardcore. There's nothing you can't cover with it, and there's nothing it doesn't look on. w00t I just found some scissors so I can stop ripping the tape with my hands. So yeah. Nothing has really been going on with KWI the past few months... We recovered a long-lost tape from the police a month ago and the Carpenter movie that was made on the last day of school last year got taped over when we went parkouring a few weeks ago... damn that movie was hilarious. Anyway... I said a while ago that I was going to revise Film Noir and start writing the Chinese movie again... Well hey guess what... I just don't have any time anymore. I'd really like to do that kind of stuff but seriously I just find so much other stuff to do instead of sitting down and writing a script... If I really had the motivation and stuff to write then I'm sure I could make time for it, but I no longer go to school with the people who really and truly inspired me, so I seriously lack the get-up-and-go attitude that I had before. I don't take my meds anymore either. Damn those things allowed me to be as creative as I needed to be. I've been taking them since like 3rd grade and I always had the funniest ideas, and now that I stopped taking my medicine, I just lack the creativity that I once had. When I try to start taking it again it gives me fucked up moodswings and I know the people around me don't need it, and I certainly don't need it either. One would have thought that once people in KWI got their drivers licenses, things would have changed for the better, since now we have the ability to get together whenever, wherever... but in all actuality, it's torn us further apart. Instead of getting together with the east side KWI homies, I go chill on the west side. I'd love to start getting back together with my east side qr00... But like script writing, I need to make time for it. Anyway, I guess instead of writing this rant that no one is going to care about, I should get back to my homework so that I have the ability to make time for my qr00s and my writing. Peace ~BA

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Nick: Arm fractured in two places near the wrist. Bitchin' cast has been applied. Sources say he's ready to learn to pk in a cast, now that will be the shit, now wouldn't it? Still the mutha fuckin badass mofo.

Projekts: KWI has taken on the production of a video codename: Bitchin Birthday Vol. I

The pack vids have changed
since Senpai is taking so long to edit "fighting Dirty" I have decided to fuck the music video cuz it wasn't so great anyway and just edit the Munkis and put that on instead.

So that's about all for now, keep checking in for more updates.

Frosti[/img]

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No he's not dead, but he's broken. His wrist/arm(details are unsure now) is broken. During an unofficial wrestling match this 4M3R1K3N member, who is currently editing a new video coming soon, was thrown to the mat, yes all prtective measures were intact other than you know like a ref and rules and stuff, and landed on his arm. "My wrist is fucked. It's not broken it just hurts like a bitch." 4ud10 is reported to have said directly following the incident. After that he continued with the second half of his schoolday and it was not until he arrived at home that he realized that he had sustained any serious injury. He is currently recieving treeatment and his health is stable, more information as it becomes available.

4ud10ph1l3 let it be known that you are my fucking hero.

Frosti

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Yes we actually, contrary to popular belief, make movies here at KWI. The newest addditions include 4m3r1k3n Desire, and the music video for Linkin Park's "A Place For My Head" which was done completely without permission. But both have been finished and from those who have seen them have recieved critical acclaim(I don't know what that means but it's sounds liek a good thing). The new pk vid Desire has been called by some(well one person) "... the greates pk video I have ever seen..." yes oh yes, what up now? The Desire video can be seen here:

www.parkcore.net/4m3r1k3n/desire.mov .mov, not .com

and will be included in the tri-pack with fighting dirty and the music video.

ps still thinking about putting the munkis in the tri-pack, there-by making it a what? Quad-pack, hell yeeah baby.

Frosti

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If you want to live, see any movie, any film, anything but the Matrix Revolutions.

Fuck is a swear word recognized by the US government. So should Matrix, or any aspect of Matrix.

Rule number one: Always carry a knife on you, so...
a.) If someone asks you to see the Matrix Revolutions, Kill them.
b.) If you are in a "surprise" Matrix Revolution party, Kill everyone, then yourself.
c.) If God told you to see the Matrix Revolutions, its probably Satan. Actually, the devil wouldn't even be that mean. That is where he would draw the line, he would say "That is too far... how bout I just kill his family?"
d.) If you see this movie, and live, Kill your family

Here's Azn Mic~
Do you like your eyes? I liked mine but then I saw the Matrix Revolutions and I was forced to scratch them out with my fingernails. This is the layout of the movie: Ten minutes of fighting, 2 hours and five minutes of Keaneu Reeves sucking his own dick. Maybe instead of giving him millions of dollars they could have given me ten bucks to go on camera and repeat any fuckin word that came to mind. What was going on when they thought about making this movie, were the Wachowski brothers sitting their eating their own fecal matter and then one of them had a little bit too much and puked it up onto a sheet of paper and they called it a script? Because my two year old sister could write better dialouge than that, and I'm an only child. I'm so glad they spent millions of dollars so they could make Neo and Agent Smith fly around for ten minutes like Peter fuckin Pan, that made this all worth while. If hadn't been for my left hand and the butter on the bottom of my popcorn bucket as a make-shift lubricant I wouldn't have made it through this 2 hour bend-me-over-and-ream-my-gaping-shit-hole excuse for a movie, thank god for tentacle skull fucking.

BA~
Holy shit, about halfway through this movie I was wondering why the hell the machines even desired to exist in the world, and then Nick, apparently a fan of the series, leaned over and said, "Why do the machines even want to live on the earth? What's their purpose?" I didn't fucking understand. This movie was a mix of Final Fantasy, Lord of the Rings, and Dragon Ball Z. When Agent Smith and Keanu Reeves were flying around in the final fight scene I was like "Double-you-tee-eff? I could have popped in some tapes that I have at home and watched Frieza and Goku duke some shit out... I didn't have to borrow money from my home Asian so my brain could be raped of all sense of reality and most of its neurological activity. Keanu Reeves... oh my fuck. They could have hired Christopher Reeves to do his job. The acting was so terrible I couldn't help but try to "accidentally" gouge my eyes out and take out my eustacian tubes all at the same time with the straw in Ryan's drink when I tried to get some ice out of it. I could just see it now... The ship crashes and a blind, quadriplegic Cristopher Reeves rolls up in his wheelchair next to 'Trin' and says "Noo... no.. no.... n... *sob*."
The only things that could have made me feel better after watching this movie would have been to slit my throat or see Kill Bill.

On to Fr0 J03

no no noNO

Yah now thats what i call acting, no wait that's what i call shit, wow time to go fuck myself in the ass, bye now!

(Comment on this to take a poll)

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a poll ----------------------->
it already supports multiple polls (meaning it's easy to add new ones)
now all that's needed is a poll-viewing archive. mhmmm.

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Andrea = God Hating Bitch
I = Christ Kiddie
Ryan R. = Non-Atheist

God Hating Bitch: how was today?
God Hating Bitch: I hate Sunday. God can die
God Hating Bitch: I'M KIDDING
God Hating Bitch: I dont' even really know your viewpoint on God.. but yeah.
Christ Kiddie: I was like *jaw drops*
God Hating Bitch: lol
God Hating Bitch: Oh okay, so that explains that
Christ Kiddie: yeah
Christ Kiddie: I was grounded today
Christ Kiddie: and it was like UGH
Christ Kiddie: hey check out my profile
God Hating Bitch: hahha
God Hating Bitch: oh dear god
God Hating Bitch: haha
God Hating Bitch: AWESOME BILL. FUCKIN AWESOME
Christ Kiddie: let's see what ryan has to say
God Hating Bitch: lol!!
God Hating Bitch: haha i'm excited!
God Hating Bitch: woot
God Hating Bitch: Tell him I meant it too
God Hating Bitch: hehehe
Christ Kiddie:
*PASTE*
Non-Atheist: good lord andrea
*END PASTE*
God Hating Bitch: hahhahahaha
God Hating Bitch: lol
Christ Kiddie: has
Christ Kiddie: jas*
Christ Kiddie: I said some more stuff to him
God Hating Bitch: k
Christ Kiddie:
*PASTE*
Christ Kiddie: I couldn't believe it
Christ Kiddie: she meant it too
Christ Kiddie: I jsut want everyone to know what a blasphemic sacreligious bitch she is
*END PASTE*
God Hating Bitch: LOL
God Hating Bitch: hahaha omg i love you
Christ Kiddie: he's not saying anything
God Hating Bitch: hahahha
God Hating Bitch: That makes me so ridiculously happy
Christ Kiddie:
*PASTE*
Non-Atheist: LOL
Non-Atheist: d00d
Non-Atheist: some people dont have religions
*END PASTE*
God Hating Bitch: hahah some people don't have religions?
God Hating Bitch: lol what the FUCK
Christ Kiddie: ARE YOU AN ATHEIST???
God Hating Bitch: hahah
God Hating Bitch: i'm cracking up!
Christ Kiddie: YOU FUCKER I DON'T EVER WANT TO TALK TO YOU AGAIN!
God Hating Bitch: hahahaha
Christ Kiddie: *sits in the christ corner*
God Hating Bitch: LOL
God Hating Bitch: lol oh my fucking god
God Hating Bitch: i can't breath
Christ Kiddie: WHAT WAS THAT???
Christ Kiddie: I CAN'T TAKE YOUR SACRELIGE!!!!!
*CHRIST KIDDIE HAS BLOCKED GOD HATING BITCH*

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(00:18:53) Mitch: hoping the xobox one will work with soul cal 2 when its done
(00:19:05) Vash: xbox?
(00:19:16) Mitch: yeah thats it hehe
(00:20:26) Mitch: Emulator Pack - All Consoles [XBOX.PS2.PSX.DC.N64.GBA.GB.WS.
NGP.SS.SFC.FC.GG.MD.MAME.PC88.PCE]
(00:20:41) Vash: ...
(00:20:43) Vash: fool
(00:20:47) Mitch: i have no clue as to what have of them are
(00:20:47) Mitch: ?
(00:21:00) Vash: those like don't exists
(00:21:02) Vash: exist*
(00:21:11) Mitch: yeah they do
(00:21:19) Mitch: at leat the ones i know
(00:21:42) Mitch: what the hell is pc88?
(00:22:23) Vash: so you are telling me they have a funtioning XBox emulator and NGC emulator and PS2 emulator?
(00:23:01) Mitch: they start up and look legit
(00:23:09) Mitch: dont have anything to test them with yet
(00:23:24) Vash: *sigh*
(00:23:29) Vash: okay whatever
(00:24:10) Mitch: hehe ill tell you how bad they dont work when soul cal is done : P
(00:25:15) Vash: lol okay
(00:35:10) Mitch: the xbox emu is almost 3 years old
(00:35:1 Mitch: i think it works
(00:35:23) Vash: lmao
(00:35:25) Mitch: but you need a dvd burner
(00:35:31) Mitch: and then you burn the game
(00:35:31) Vash: that makes no sense
(00:35:34) Mitch: and play it
(00:35:40) Vash: lol
(00:35:43) Vash: mitch
(00:35:44) Mitch: thats how modded xbox's work
(00:35:4 Vash: its total bullshit
(00:35:52) Mitch: no its not
(00:35:56) Mitch: thats how you mod them
(00:36:01) Mitch: you sotter on the card
(00:36:0 Vash: first off, its solder
(00:36:14) Mitch: and you can play pirated xbox games
(00:36:16) Vash: and second you dont need to solder the card
(00:36:25) Mitch: uhh yah you do
(00:36:2 Vash: and third you need an actual xbox
(00:36:32) Mitch: yes
(00:36:37) Vash: you can't just play it on an emu on your computer
(00:36:44) Mitch: yeah you can
(00:36:52) Mitch: it plays just like an xbox
(00:37:02) Mitch: and all its doing is playing pirated xbox games
(00:37:11) Mitch: it would work the same way
(00:37:23) Vash: no mitch you dont understand
(00:37:31) Mitch: uhh yeah i do
(00:37:34) Vash: do you have any idea how difficult full fledge emulation is?
(00:37:37) Mitch: i know exactly how it woks
(00:38:16) Mitch: i wouldnt be able to script it, and create an emu but its not like you would be able to
(00:38:25) Mitch: i know the basis for it
(00:38:27) Mitch: and how it works
(00:38:37) Mitch: and i know exacly how an xbox one would have to work
(00:38:37) Vash: mitch the best you are going to get out of it is running some shitty demos and maybe Halo
(00:38:41) Mitch: just like a ps2
(00:38:52) Mitch: halo works for sure
(00:38:55) Mitch: has for a long time
(00:38:59) Vash: the X-Box is too new of a system to have been fully emulated by now
(00:39:07) Mitch: uhhh
(00:39:16) Mitch: they put linux on it
(00:39:24) Mitch: and you can connect keyboards and mice
(00:39:30) Mitch: so im sure they have an emu that works
(00:39:41) Vash: mitch people put linux on everything
(00:39:50) Vash: you can put Linux on the iPod for christ sakes
(00:40:01) Vash: http://www.caustik.com/cxbx/screenshots.htm
(00:40:14) Vash: thats the one of the two xbox emulators on the face of the planet
(00:40:2 Mitch: i thought you said its impossible
(00:40:31) Mitch: and there wasent one?
(00:40:4 Mitch: Vash (12:36:32 AM): you can't just play it on an emu on your computer
(00:40:4 Vash: the other one doesn't have a webpage but claims to be able to play some commercial games and hasn't been updated for a year
(00:41:04) Mitch: Vash (12:36:32 AM): you can't just play it on an emu on your computer
(00:41:04) Mitch: Vash (12:36:32 AM): you can't just play it on an emu on your computer
(00:41:05) Mitch: Vash (12:36:32 AM): you can't just play it on an emu on your computer
(00:41:31) Vash: neither of them support SC2
(00:42:05) Mitch: that wasent what you were saying, i was saying burning them and playing them because thats hwo you do it
(00:42:0 Mitch: but you said you cant do that
(00:42:10) Mitch: because
(00:42:11) Mitch: Vash (12:36:32 AM): you can't just play it on an emu on your computer
(00:42:15) Mitch: when you can
(00:42:22) Mitch: and they work
(00:42:29) Vash: mitch if the emu can't play a game it doesn't matter if you fucking burn it or not
(00:42:29) Mitch: just not for all commercial games
(00:42:46) Mitch: you have to burn it to play it, thats how it works
(00:43:00) Mitch: but
(00:43:12) Mitch: you can play it with an emu on your comp
(00:43:1 Mitch: for the many games it does work for
(00:43:26) Vash: only to emulators available are Xeon and CXBX.
Everyother that you here of are fakes so dont even bother.

While these two are the only real emulators, they dont play games real well. hardly goes ingame. so what i suggest is that you wait for a while. XBOX emulation aint as easy as some say
(00:43:31) Mitch: just because it dosent work for soul cal 2 doesent mean you cant
(00:43:33) Vash: quote from ngemu.com
(00:44:0 Mitch: so you can say they have tested every xbox emu out?
(00:44:21) Vash: THERE ARE TWO FUCKING EMULATORS IN EXISTANCE MITCH
(00:44:32) Vash: thats IT
(00:44:4 Mitch: no there are way more, and there a ton that play only 1 game
(00:45:01) Mitch: there are none that will play everything
(00:45:07) Vash: jesus christ
(00:45:11) Vash: were you born yesterday?
(00:45:1 Mitch: Vash (12:36:32 AM): you can't just play it on an emu on your computer
(00:45:1 Mitch: Vash (12:36:32 AM): you can't just play it on an emu on your computer
(00:45:21) Mitch: yes you can
(00:45:2 Mitch: you just said there are 2 you can use
(00:45:35) Vash: THEY DONT PLAY COMMERCIAL GAMES
(00:45:42) Mitch: and you can play almost any xbox game with the correct emualter
(00:45:4 Mitch: emulator
(00:45:50) Vash: YOU CAN WATCH A BALL BOUNCE AROUND, THEY PLAY HOMEBREWED DEMOS
(00:45:56) Mitch: YES THEY DO
(00:46:02) Mitch: THEY PLAY CERTAIN ONES
(00:46:06) Mitch: JUST NOT ALL
(00:46:07) Vash: okay which one
(00:46:12) Vash: come on gimme a link?
(00:46:15) Mitch: Halo for example
(00:46:19) Mitch: uhh
(00:46:21) Vash: what emu can play it
(00:46:24) Vash: in game?
(00:46:31) Vash: of course with anti-aliasing
(00:46:37) Mitch: Vash (12:36:32 AM): you can't just play it on an emu on your computer
(00:46:39) Mitch: err
(00:46:43) Mitch: http://www.zophar.net/
(00:46:47) Vash: yeah i went there
(00:46:4 Mitch: that has one for halo
(00:46:56) Mitch: that works
(00:47:03) Mitch: and thats a commercial game
(00:47:10) Vash: have you tried it?
(00:47:27) Vash: says here CXBX )the emu in question_ can't handle Halo in game but you can look at the menus
(00:47:37) Mitch: hehe i have it
(00:47:41) Mitch: and halo on my comp
(00:47:4 Mitch: works great except controls are hard
(00:47:53) Mitch: with no joystick
(00:47:5 Mitch: but its on my computer
(00:47:59) Vash: why dont you just get Halo for PC?
(00:48:03) Mitch: i did
(00:48:06) Mitch: it sucked balls
(00:48:12) Vash: ...
(00:48:13) Mitch: i have it for my xbob
(00:48:1 Mitch: xbox
(00:48:25) Vash: and you are telling me you can play it on your comp?
(00:48:27) Mitch: on the computer it was horrible
(00:48:29) Vash: id love a screenshot
(00:48:55) Mitch: k sec
(00:50:09) Mitch: ehh brb its being gay gotta restart
(00:50:2 Vash: lol
(00:51:09) Mitch logged out.

Mitch has finally logged on at 11:16:09 AM and he hasn't returned my message yet...
(12:11:51) Bazbooz: so howd that xbox emu work out
He's been idle for 31 minutes.

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Well, since I am the best updater out there, I decided to grace you with some pictures drawn by some kid I don't know. Despite the poor introduction, I'm sure you will agree, that they, in fact, rock my crotch like AIDS.

I'm sure you will also agree that Senpai, while a generous host, is not happy about 700KB of bitmaps being loaded every time someone loads this page, and since I'm too lazy to encode them in a better format or make thumbnails, I lost my picture posting privilidges. So here's the links:
Bria
Angry Alison

o.O

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Yeh so it goes like that. Senpai is working on the master edit of "Fighting Dirty" I've sen he beginning and that was enough to make me wet myself so just wait till i'ts done. The movie "The Bus Stop" has been lost so it will never be, maybe we'll make it again someday(and actually finish it, fuck the police!) and in it's place we will be releasing the rare and never before seen movie featuring Big BA, Vash, and myself... "The Munki's!" Bitch SLAP! Bet you didn't see that vcoming? The movie is already shot, it just needs to edited so that shall be done. Also the 4m3r1k3n vid is almost done, the last few days if shooting are rolling in and the vid is coming to gether beautifully. So expect to be seeing that stuff soon.

In other news I have nearly finished storyboarding for a music video I am making. The music video will be of the song "A Place For My Head" by Linkin Park off the Hybrid Theory album. Big stuff. Oh yeah if anyone has a turntable old or new that they wouldn't mind lending me for the shoot, that would be most welcome, yeh we sold ours without me knowing.

Frosti

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I just wanted to let everyone know ahead of time that tomorrow is going to be a big PK day in TC... We've recruited a few new members and hopefully they are all going to be with us tomorrow. If you're interested in trying to PK or would just like to come take pictures, video, etc, by all means please contact Frosti or I... My cell number is 3135144, and you can pretty much get ahold of me any time except during school. I'll let you know where we're meeting, what time, what to bring with you, etc.

~BA ^_^

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YEAH WHATS UP NOW?!?!?!

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Finally some KWI work is getting the appreciation it deserves. Several recent edits by yours truly have recieved great feedback from the international community. Check it out:
" As for the USA videos, ive seen some awesome ones, TIms is awesome, the 4mer1k3n video is tight, matts..." (4m3r1k3n is a sub-group of KWI)
"nice editing"
"sweet vid"
and my favorite:"nice moves...good music...perfect."
OH FUCKIN YEH
That's how it's supposed to be, KWI is on it's way.

p.s.
KWI Productions recently produced and guest starred in a video for a class soon to be hitting WSH on Wed. so look for it.

It is our time...

Frosti

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I don't know how many KWI-members actually played FF7 (read: Yacin) BUT the point is they are making a live action sequel to it, and its going to rule. I got it off of BT but i thought, its small so i'll just upload it to angelfire. so here you go and enjoy!
Trailer
oooooooo pretty ^_^

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Yes, a new movie has been made, oh yes. And a damn funny one at that. It goes by the name of Fighting Dirty and according to the test group it's hilarious. It is currently in the editing process through the skilled touch of Senpai. There is talk of possibly a tri-box set featuring "Fighting Dirty", "The Bus Stop", and the new 4M3R1K3N flick "Desire." But who knows? We'll see.

-Caution-
Watch out for trash cans, they bite.

Frosti

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I think KWI needs a new layout... We've had this one for about a year now, and I'm kind of getting tired of it. With the new server and the new method of updating, I'm pretty sure it's about time to redo the layout... Senpai, can you do me a favor and go through the layout file and create hard returns that will show up in Windows? Right now the entire file is on one line and it's a little hard for me to understand it to a point where I could linebreak the file for myself and learn PHP... Well, I guess that's all... I'll draw up a few new designs for the site and post them when I get a chance. I don't really have any ideas right now, but I'm pretty sure I'll have some by the end of the week. If any of you have an idea of what you'd like to see on the site, go ahead and comment.
~BA

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This, dammit, this:

~Senpai

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Miles you rock my crotch the new setup ownx0rz...

i was bored, now im going to sleep

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HOLY SHIT WE FINALLY DID IT.

KWI now has a new server and a new address, so update your bookmarks to:

The Great Senpai, Lord of the Server, wrote:

kwi.twmagic.com

The old URL won't work much longer--and DEFINITELY nothing at traversewebmagic.com.

So here's the first orders of business:

• Everybody register on the new messageboards. See how pathetically empty that is? We need content. And learn BBcode so you can do cool text formatting like me. You must register on the boards in order to comment on the news updates, anyway, so you may as well do it now. And use a valid e-mail address, so when you forget all your goddamned passwords you can use the "reset password" feature. I was getting sick of the people that had two or three usernames because they forgot their passwords. As such, I'm turning on e-mail verification for registration, which most of this sorry lot will probably have trouble with as it is, but what-fucking-ever.
  
• ...
  
• ... Dammit, I sort of lost my train of thought.
  
• Where was I?
  
  
• Oh yeah. KWI Members, register at the forums too, and then IM me so I'll make it so you can post new topics in the news-updates area.
  
• Does everybody get how that works? KWI updates are topics in this special forum. Comments are replies to those topics.
  
• Currently there are literally no pages on the server. Don't go fucking clicking every link in the navigation menu, because there ain't nothing there.
  
• We will also lose all our news updates again. But this will be the last time, I swear. KWI Members, start repopulating the archives (which aren't functional yet, either. Shut up).
  

OK, that's about it. So enjoy the new server, kiddos, with MySQL, PHP, more bandwidth, more server space, and a shiny new domain! oooh!

~ Senpai

P.S. That reminds me: KWI Members, register with your KWI name on the forums, because it's what shows up on this page. Yacin, I can change yours if you want.

I don't follow my own advice. So sue me.

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So, by posting a new topic, it adds an update to the website... that's so awesome. now there's no reason for people not to use the message boards because they are now a part of the website itself, and not just some hard-to-access extention to it. Holy crap rock on... Senpai I love you.

~BA

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This is the first news update. It is a test of the new phpBB news updater system.

It seems to work!

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