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October 21, 2002
Book prospects of the week: "My Mom Owns a Shoe Store" by William Alton and "Unlikely Lucky" by Michael Zernow
Hilarious. MMOASS is an autobiography and it's acronym sounds like mo' ass. UL is just a funny yet depressing book about a guy named Hugo. Both are still in the making.
Teacher not to get of the week: Mrs. Tejkl or Mrs. Weber
They are respectively a Chemistry teacher and an ILA teacher, they teach other stuff too, but I don't care, all you have to do is if you see their name on your schedule, run.




...to Cambodia. Or eat your own face either one works.

Not doing of the week: Deleting BA's message telling me to delete his mesage. Haha! Stand tall, stand proud! Stay stron...ahhhhhhhh!!!!!! Oh well nice try
October 14, 2002
Movie of the week: The Count of Monte Cristo
This movie was, uhhhhhhhhhh, I mean wow, pirates, Napolean, treason, lying, deciet, lovin'(for the guys that means it's almost like sex except they talk more and you don't see anyone really naked), torture(not with the lovin' in prison you sick people with your sick fetishes, like Senpai, Yeah I know what makes your caged bird sing!), escape from prison, fighting, revenge, alittle bit o' funny and a whole lotta money. The only thing that could have made the movie better is if I was in it, cuz that woulda been so cool.
Album of the week: "Masquerade" by Wyclef Jean
This former Fugee member hits the the spot again with his new album. He brings in some awesome riffs(yeh he may rap but he rocks too) and his signature style and voice. And with a song called "Pussycat" ft. Tom Jones how could he go wrong.

So this is what I have told you, given you to live by for now, do you trust me? I do, because if I didn't I wouldn't have written it would I? So go and come into contact with what I've told you. If you don't like them, well then it will make you appreciate what you do like a little more, and me a little less, but that's the risk I take in trying to help the people. So all in all it comes down to your choice, and do you trust me?
October 1, 2002
Movie of the week: "Glory" by 4M3R1K3N
You've seen the Nike Presto ads, right. They were done by a group called "les Traucers" doin a French sport called "le Parkour" it is of course f^(%in awesome and now you can see some familiar faces doin it, right here in good ole TC. They aare some of the best newcomers to the game and even better than some of those shown on the official le Parkour website. If you would like to purchase a copy of their new movie speak to me(Frosti, duh! IM me at Frosti21).
Group of the week: The X Ecutioners
They got some mad ass crazy wild DJ'n sk1llz. Their new CD "Built From Scratch" just came out.
September 24, 2002
Pet Peeve of the week: Websites with lyrics to songs that are wrong.
What are they thinking? If you are gonna make a lyrics website, try to get em right, don't ask your pet beaver to figure it out for you!
Movies of the week: Anything wityh Jackie Chan especially the old stuff.
Not only does Jackie Chan kick ass the old movies bring out the craziest plot ideas that have been surpressed in the Chinese culture for years and lets em out to run around like little headless lemmings. Add baddubbing and a lotto ass whelpin and you got a hit movie.
Song of the week:"Sweetness" Jimmy Eat World
Another ass raping, bubonic plauge carrying, cycloptic monkey on a trampoline awesome song by JEW(cool acronym huh?).
September 16, 2002
Album of the week: xXx Soundtrack
Ok get this the CD is advertised as having two CD's for the price of one, a rock version and hip-hop version, but in all actuallity each CD only has ten songs on it , so it's all a fucking scam to confuse the simple minded buyer and trick him into buying their worthless shell of a product. I think KWI needs to do more of this.

Oh, and I bought the CD anyway.

Stop the presses, this has just been brought to my attention...

Serious Uncoolness of the week: Biscuit not being okay.
A moment of silence for Big BA's canine companion, who has become a mascot if not a member of our fine troupe, we all hope she get's better soon.
September 9, 2002
Suckiness of the week: School
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Movie Series of the week: The New Jersey Trilogy
Even though there are five movies in the series this is still the funniest series ever to rock the nutx0r(for those of you not smart enough to know what "The New Jersey Trilogy" is, it's all the Jay ans Silent Bob movies: Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jayand Silent Bob Strike Back)
Group of the week:New Found Glory
Their new stuff is cool too, but their old punk rock covers are stub your toe on the f*&^1n wall awesome.
September 2, 2002
Movie of the week: The New Guy
Eliza Dushku, mmmmmmmm...
Actor of the week: Seth Green
He's just too d4mx0r funny.
Song of the week: "I'm Just a Kid" by Simple Plan
This is the song you listen to on Friday night if you are still at home and everything sucks the nut.
August 26, 2002
Flavors of the week:
These are the sacred choices of Frosti, you will respect them and download them all.
Show of the week: David Blaine: Street Magic on TLC.
David Blaine has successfully proved to the world that magic still 0wnz0rs.
Pregnant Girl of the week: Jenni
She's knocked-up-alicious!
Preview of the week: Shanghai Nights
It's the sequel to Shanghai Noon, with Jackie Chan and Owen Wilson so of course it's gonna be tonsil removing sweet.
Album of the Week: Dexter's Labratory: The Hip-Hop Experiment
It...just..yeh...ya know..uh huh...wow.
August 19, 2002
Song of the Week: Linkin Park "Enth E Nd ft. Motion Man & Kutmasta Kurt"
It's only a remix but it's still kick me in the face good.
Album of the Week: Linkin Park "Reanimation"
Same as the song, @$$ raping monkey good.
Movie of the week: Vin Diesel is xXx
Man Triple X rocks the nut!
Site of the Week:Kids With Issues
Cummon you know the new site is girls in white t-shirts on a rainy day cool!
August 12, 2002
Song of the Week: Hoobastank "Running Away""
Album of the Week: Irv Gotti Presents The Inc."
Movie of the week: Super Troopers
Site of the Week: www.lotsofjokes.com
August 5, 2002
Song of the Week: Ali ft. the St. Lunatics "Breathe In, Breathe Out"
Album of the Week: N.E.R.D. "In Search of..."
Movie of the week: Resident Evil(especially Milla Jovovich mmmmmm...)

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