| February 28, 2002 - Big BA - Stuff, not necessary for your survival. |
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| Well, I've gotten into the habit of updating every night more or less because I don't want to do my homework. I try to keep most of the updates as short as possible while still adding in the appropriate amount of humor, lust, wandering thoughts, and miscellaneous perverted comments I make on a semi-regular basis. Today, I come with nothing new for you loyal KWI fans. It dawned on me a while ago that we have no fans, otherwise a video might have been bought by now. Holy crap, come on you guys, buy something. You know we're not here to cheat you out of your money or anything. Your purchase will be worth the money. If you buy a video and you don't laugh while watching it, then you are a sick person! We blend all kinds of comedy types into our videos; I, Big BA, like to do slapstick comedy which entertains a good majority of you; Frosti does the stuff that makes another 23% of you laugh; Buckshot and Yacin also enjoy slapstick, making them great company for me ^_^; Mr Ruler, hell,. he just loves to make people laugh at anything, really he hurts other people for the fun of it. None of the other people in KWI have been featured in any of our 2001/2002 videos yet (soon they will be). As I type here, my right shoulder is kind of going numb, but I think it is becuase I type so fast, the blood jsut can't circulate fast enough to nurish my burning muscles. That's another thing: I don't spell check my writing. If I type and I realize that I made a mistake, I'll fix it, but it's not like I read through my whole update and spell check; I have progress bars to watch (inside joke...). Yeah, laugh Frosti, laugh it up. I just noticed that my last update also involved the word stuff. I think this will be a growing trend for KWI. Hopefully not, however because I think it will drive away potential customers. Mindless drivel does that, you know. That why I try to use a vocabulary that extends beyond the bounds of a traditional vernacular and into the realms of inane drab; I know this irritates some of you people out there (like my overuse of the semicolon). Hey, I can't help it if I don't like to show bias over punctuational symbols. I try to balance it for their sake and mine, too. See, I did it again. Okay, let's not go there... Okay, for you people who want to know what KWI is all about, you can click here. It's totally true. Except for the girls in our group and Wynded (but he wasn't in the original cast). I, of course, already know who I like, but the rest of my little clique of movie-making buddies here don't seem to be headed in the right direction. Okay, yesterday's update, if you didn't check it out, was about payment. Seriously, I spent a lot of time on those tables, so go check em out. The link is right down there in the previous update. Umm, what else? Oh, Sarah was back today, so I am totally psyched. Anything else in my personal life I feel I should share with the rest of the world... No. If you read this whole thing I commend you. Your attention span is the longest I've ever known to exist. Cya.~Big BA |
| February 27, 2002 - Big BA - Stuff. It seemed important to me. |
| Frosti, what an idiot. He didn't like what I said in yesterday's update. Whatever. So, I put a link to Senpai's funny stuff page to the left there on the menu bar. It's growing, ahhh! Yeah, so, Mr Ruler had the funniest video for biology. I think we'll include it as a short in all the videos at the beginning.... Just a thought. Yeah. That's all for now. I added payment charts for KWI members or interested customers. |
| February 26, 2002 - Big BA - Cameras. |
| Cameras. Not just the ones we look at in store windows and wished we owned. Real, live (well, not alive) cameras that we can put tapes in and record on without being in violation of some store policy (I'm really sorry about that one time guys, I didn't mean to get us arrested). Last night Frosti ordered a Sony Digital Camcorder! Yeah! Also, Shmoop is pretty sure that he is also getting a digital camcorder (or his parents are at least... He's relatively certain that they'll let him use it). Ummm, yeah. I'm sad becqause Sarah wasn't at school today :-(. Holy crap my computer is going slow. I am typing like two lines ahead of myself here. Also in the news, nothing else. Whoo, gotcha again. Man you guys are easy to fool. I guess since that's all the KWI information I have to give I can freely ramble on about my personal life and what's going to be happening in the near future. I am SOOO happy because in a bout one year I will be heading over to Japan with my oji-san and oba-san!!! That is so cool! I am totally psyched. Also, I was just tyhinking a out having two cameras and the possibilities of that, and I realized that we could have multiple angle shots! That would be so totally awesome! Sorry to sound like a valley girl on that one, but I thought that maybe it was necessary to sell my idea. Like sex is to selling hair products. At least that's what our sex ed teacher was rambling on about. Sex ed. Whoo, what a class. Yeah, right, whatever Big BA. So, Frosti suggested that I clear out some of the main page here, so I did. I moved all the old stuff intot he archives, which can be found by clicking the "old news" or whatever button at the bottom of this page. UPDATE: Apparently there was confusion as to which Sarah I am talkign about. It's Leslie. M'kay. |
| February 25, 2002 - Big BA - Talks |
| So, last night Frosti and I talked for a long time about how we were going to run KWI and what our goals were and so on. We felt that it was vital that we get our product onto the market ASAP, so as to maximize profits. We also decided that KWI is all about getting girls. Really and truly that's what the whole thing is about. We also talked a lot about what we were going to do for our upcoming movie The Swift and the Serious, the TF&TF parody. For those of you wondering what happened to TFDTITOHM, it's been put on the back burner for now. TF&TF is going to be getting un-popular soon, so we have to get TS&TS out as soon as possible. Notice how I didn't use the acronym ASAP. It was so important that I couldn't even use the acronym. Anyway, we also decided that we are two really funny kids when we just talk to each other and we are going to tape our phone conversations for your amusement as soon as we get some sort of recording device. Frosti is going to be getting a digital cam corder sometime soon and he is going to let KWI use it. Yay. Nothing new at Haidako Art (hint: there's a link to it... maybe I want you to check it out if you haven't). Um, other than that there really isn't too much else to say. Oh! Wait, no. Nothing else. Sorry. Senpai.... I fixed your name, updated your bio, and changed the thing at the bottom of the page. |
| February 20, 2002 - Big BA - Weird stuff |
| I added a section as per Wynded's request. It contains something that I found very odd and unexplainable. Well, it's probably explainable, but let's not get into that. Well, actually, let's. I am bored so it wouldn't hurt. I believe the thing might have been caused by a corrupt system table. The disk had just finished getting formatted and I was trying to do something with it, I forget what. I have it labeled "RED ALERT" (you know, the game). SO I must have been trying to put some saved files on it or something. All I can say is that these pictures are not doc'ed in any way, shape, or form. Why would I bother? Sure I'm weird and have no life (which is an unexplainable oddity unto itself), but am I going to waste hours on end doctoring some phake photos? I think not. You can check it out in the "weird" section to the left (<< that way, for you retards). |
| February 19, 2002 - Big BA - Umm, yeah. |
| So, Stephen brought up a good point to me just a bit ago: why isn't our address like KWI or something? Well, here's the long version. THere's no short version, so read this one. Okay, long ago I had a Dragon Ball Z site called... well, that's not important. What is important is that I was smart enough to register 5 accounts to keep all my crap on. I used to have several other sites (which got run down) and when I opened this site up I just used the next available account I had registered, which happened to be this dbzgy3 account. That explains why my art site is dbzgy4. If you want to see my Anime Site that Vash and I started to make, you can do that.... They reason that one is datgy is because.... I dunno why. It just started out that way. Okay, the reason I don't change the account this site is on is because I have redirect pages on all my other accounts that lead to this account. Changing the account that this site is on would not only cause confusion, but it would make me spend five or six minutes uploading all the revised code to the other accounts and it would also make me redo my SETI account and the table java. I don't care about you that much. If we ever do get a new aaccount, it will be at www.kwi.tv. Well, that's all. Don't click on that link. I didn't make it. Frontpage did. Frontpage sucks. I recently learned about a little thing called slander. Slander is a very bad thing. Slander can land you in jail for things you said about someone or something that aren't true. Slander = bad for Billy. Frontpage sucks. It's the truth. Not slander. Truth. |
| February 17, 2002 - Big BA - Appologies, misc.. |
| Hey everyone, I'd like to appologize for the lack of interesting content lately. I just noticed that our counter is way over a 1000, so yeah, milestone, I suppose. Anyway, I've been preoccupied with things that, frankly, aren't any of your business, but you probably know anyway. Once again, as I always do, I urge you to buy our videos and support us! You know our videos are funny, you know we have videos. So buy them! They are cheap! Just check out the purchase section! I can tell from the stats page that hardly anyone has gone to the purchase section, there are only 52 hits on that page compared to 189 on the polls page, 144 to the comics section, or the 185 hits on the bios page. Come on you guys, get with it. We are pushing our videos and no one is buying, why not? Because the consumer sucks. They may be right, but they suck. 95 hits on the galleries page, come on! The purchase section was the first one up! The newest section, the SETI page, has 50 hits! Good #%(, where are you people?! |
| February 15, 2002 - Big BA - New site, new money, new everything. |
| Well, first thing's first: New site. I made. Haidako is my nick on mIRC. Secondly, Miles donated $5 for no particular reason. It's weird how all the donations seem to be coming from KWI members. Where are the rest of you? Thirdly, Frosti is going to be having a b-day party in march and he is inviting a lot of KWI members over to make the sit-down comedy. Hopefully that will be ready to sell soon after filming. Other stuff you may not find exciting if you didn't like that(^): Red is good. "I can do a black fip!" (hehe). Okay, so that wasn't interesting. Fragmented sentences are in. I converted all the gif files (comics) to protable network graphics (PNG). All newer browsers should support it. Find out why we switched here. Logan wanted me to add this. |
| February 12, 2002 - Big BA - I drew a new picture |
| Okay, so you didn't come here for the art, but that's okay. Nothing new in the site, really... But whatever. I drew a new picture! Umm, Claire, we want your money. Just because it's nice. And you said you wanted to make a donation. We are nto a lost cause, you know it, we are funny. |
| February 11, 2002 - Big BA - My picture is almost done... |
| My picture is Okay, I also updated the comic section with the three comics Senpai finished a long time ago, but I hadn't bothered to upload to the site. Yeah. Just so you all know, we DO have videos for sale. Apparently someone didn't know, so maybe you other people (who visit the site when I plug it but never look around) should know that we do sell our product so you should buy the vids. In case you are stupid, you can do that in the "purchase" section to the left. Left is that (<<) way for those of you who really needed to read that last line to figure out where to buy the videos. Okay, so Frosti's birthday is coming up and I asked him what he wanted (we have a kind-of-sort-of-if-we-remember omiyage thing) and he just wanted me to make a donation to KWI. So, there it is. $10. A donation, the first real one (you suck Greg, give us our money). Oh, we're approaching 1000 hits to the main page, but unfortunately about 560 of them are me. lol. Yeah, so, thanks for the patronage, keep up the daily visits and hopefully one day we'll get someone to buy one of our videos and then we'll get a domain name and make some real dope stuff. Finished the pic. Hope you like it. I put up a KWI buddy icon, it's on the right over there >> near the bottom. All you gotta do is click on it and voila! It's yours. |
| February 10, 2002 - Big BA - A really cool manga site... |
| After visiting MegaTokyo, I have to say it is some of the best art and the best story I have ever read online. Seriously, even if you don't like manga, you'll like this. It's really funny! I 4m l337!! I drew a picture, I am in the process of coloring it, so that's why it's... Well, partially colored. It's a lot harder to color it than it might seem. I mean, I don't know how those pro guys do it. Seriously. Yeah, so, the picture is for my german class, if you were wondering about the deutsch and the arrows. It is a kleide worterbusch. I'm going to clean those up after I finish coloring the dude & the chick. If you are wondering about the sun in the background, don't. It's the rising sun. You've seen it somewhere before, think about it real hard. |
| February 08, 2002 - Big BA - Miscellaneous Stuff |
| Today is my mom's birthday so I gotta say: happy birthday mom! Anyway, I added a guesbook to see who all comes here and actively... browses. Sign it and you'll get a cookie. Not a real cookie, a cookie from Geocities. |
| February 07, 2002 - Big BA - YES! |
| A big, gigundous, deep, manly YES! is in order for my accomplishment. I got the card to work! Now I can bring you new clips and even offer CDs with the videos on them! YEAH! Okay, so I captured the Goodbye Award show in all of its glory, and I just encoded it. It is 1.22Gb, so I guess I'll have to lower the quality if I ever want to fit it onto a CD. Also, Greg (not the lying, cheating, non-donation-giver-after-promises-large-sum-of-money one) informed us that we will need to apply for a PA for our vids if they contain cussing before we can sell them. Yeah, so... No one has even ordered one. Come on you guys! We are primed and ready to start producing! I have videotapes, you can order the Chinese movie, the Biology movie or the Pi Rap. That's it. Those all have no cussing (I believe). THe rest will have to wait for another day... So! This would be perfect if only editing on my new comp didn't take so long! For some reason Dazzle* takes forever to rebuild its temp movie and play a project file. Dunno why, worked fine on my sister's 667Mhz, why not on my 1.1Ghz? The world may never know. Anyway, I am not going to be updating the SETI section any more because it's just a pain. Also, Frosti thought of something I hadn't: what happens when someone from west orders a video? Well, I dunno. So, hear me out, people at west: DON'T ORDER VIDEOS! Okay, with that cleared up, I guess there is nothing else to say except that I need to do my news review. I updated the videos section to include the clip I posted last night. <---I'm out---> |
| February 06, 2002 - Big BA - Farewell, chick poll. |
| Well, since I guess Dominic just can't be controlled because of cookie reasons, the hottest girl in 9th grade poll will be closed.... Which means I have to update all of the pages. I really need to put in some javascript for that sidebar... I think I will do that a little later. Okay, the information bar is now java-ised! Hooray... Ahem, yeah, so anyway. SETI... No one really cares about it, but really, looking at the colors is fun. You have to download the program and sign up before you can join the KWI group, just to let you know. Also, I am trying to get my stupid video capture card to work, but it isn't. I wish Windows XP weren't so friggin radical. Microsoft changed everything and now Dazzle* won't work :-(. If you donate to KWI maybe we could get something else that would work on a mac or something. Then we could give you more clips. Oh! I put a clip up here! You need Real Media to play it, BTW, just in case you don't have it. Okay, I put the java on all the pages and decided that, since it's so easy, I would add Donations to the sidebar over to the left. Now you can click on it there and on the right side! How convenient! Maybe someday I'll just make this page into a giant ad for donations......... blahdy blah.. blah... blah.. blah... blahdy blah blah blah, blah blah... blah blah, blahdy blahdy blah....... |
| February 05, 2002 - Big BA - New Poll.... |
| Okay, so Wynded sucks and everyone knows it.... Stupid kid, voting a gajillion times for Polly. I got a new poll server and now you can only vote once. Seriously this time. I signed up for SETI@Home a couple of days ago and now I created a KWI group on the site. Go sign up and join the group. Together we can rule the world, BWAHAHAHA! I mean.... Yeah. It's okay, I stopped hyperventilating. |
| February 04, 2002 - Big BA - For lack of anything better... |
| For lack of anything better to say or update,
here are the top 5 girls in the poll: 1. Sarah L. - 23 (29%) 2. Claire G. 19 (24%) 3. Polly C. 15 (18%) 4. Stacy H. 9 (11%) 5. Emily E.* 3 (3%) Total Votes: 79 Well, good job Wynded. You got Polly from last place to third by voting for her morning and night. As you can plainly see, Claire has also moved up from being tied in last with Polly all the way to second place. We don't know who has been voting for her because... Well, we don't, but at least it isn't Miles up to his tricks again (That means someone really does think you're hot, Claire)! Sarah has stuck it out through thick and thin in first place. Hooray. Speaking of Sarah, she got back from her trip today, so another big hooray because I am happy! Oh, some words of wisdom and some reminders... So Claire, if you're serious about donating the money, go for it. That goes for the rest of you, too. Especially YOU Greg. We want your donation. Seriously. You can't just say you're going to give us 20 bucks and then not come through. Super Bowl Sunday and Math... Well! The Patriots won the superbowl, hooray! I am very happy. So anyway, my new official opinion on whether math is a complete waste of time or not. Voice your opinion in the math poll. So I guess that's all... Ummm, *new*. Apparently someone has been messing with the polls (somehow) and so I reset the results. Happy voting. Oh, and Wynded, you can only vote once. Not once a day, only once EVER. Okay? Good. *Other isn't really a person, so I put her there instead. Other recieved 4 votes. |
| January 25, 2002 - Big BA - PICTURES!!! |
| Well, we got the pictures up that we took today at school. I think you will enjoy them because they are funny. Yeah, funny. Very cool. Some of the pictures aren't of kids in KWI, but that doesn't matter. They were just in our class. Go to the galleries section to check them out. |
| January 23, 2002 - Big BA - More news... |
| Well, for a minute there I forgot how to properly format the date, though there was a date below... I'm so retarded. Anyway, I added something to the TFDTITOHM page for you vultures out there. Ummm, yeah. I am going to make an old news page cuz this page is getting full and it is taking people (*cough*56KERS*cough*) a while to load, I suspect. |
| January 22, 2002 - Big BA - News.... |
| I updated the page again with CSS which will
allow me to easily update the colors on a whim.
Cool, eh? Yeah, thought so. Thaks to Miles for
the help on that one. Uhh, polls... Sarah is
still leading, but Claire is a close second
thanks to Mile's plot to ruin the poll. Thanks
man. Umm, go vote, you can do that to the right
>>. The comics section should be updated
later tonight if Miles doesn't get burned out.
There is a song up for you to listen to. We think
this will be the opening song for the TFD movie. Here it is. WELL! Good news! Tonight Miles and I exceeded our bandwidth limit! The site was down for a whole 15 minutes and we were in a panic. Seriously, we were trying to get comics 15&16 up and we couldn't and we were pissy and everything cuz the site was down and everything. Well, just goes to show you that we are a very popular site. lol. I'm out. <--cya--> |
| January 21, 2002 - Big BA - This is important |
| I changed the menu system, now it is run off of a java file. If you do not have javascript enabled, you won't be able to see the menubar to the left. Umm, other than that, Miles is making a little comic for us, so I made a new section for that. My video capture card is not working properly for some reason, I fear I might have to put it back into my sister's computer! Ahh! Yeah, so anyway, check out the comic. I added a TFDTITOHM information section to the projects page. Very cool. Go check it out! Yes, now!!!! I noticed that there have been over 965 hits to this site total, so I put a counter at the bottom of the page (only counts hits on this page). |
| January 20, 2002 - Big BA - New section! |
| Man! I added a new section, the Gallery. There is one gallery with 2 pictures in it. It took me a whole... 2 minutes to slap together for you. Go check it out. It's cool. Nice pictures... Well, not that nice. Cya. |
| January 19, 2002 - Big BA - Hmmm.... |
| So apparently we didn't get the money from greg. We can hunt him down later. Dominic's new name is Wynded!!! Check out the bio section for his biography! Okay, this is big: YOU, yes you ya wannabe, CANNOT join KWI ever if you ask us to be in it. We have to come to you first. I am serious, if you ask, we will never consider you no matter how funny or weird you are. |
| January 18, 2002 (P2) - Big BA - A new member!!!! |
| Well! After several months of persuading my buddy, Frosti, we have accepted Dominic into KWI. He doesn't know yet, but I tihnk he'll be happy. Okay, Dom, you're in KWI! Great. Here's a picture of him and I in the early morning. lol. Yeah... Cya. (picture is dated 25-7-01 10:31 am) |
| January 18, 2002 - Big BA - KWI has a budget?! Super donation man! |
| Well! We received our first donation today!
Thanks a lot Greg! We will have to come up with a
little gift for people who donate a lot of money
to KWI. I thought about it for a while today and
I realized that we here at KWI really do have a
chance at succeeding in our cause. We now have a
budget, I mean so what if it is only 20 bucks, we
still have one. We would like to open a bank
account in the near future, so if you people
could just donate a little bit of money, like 3
or 4 bucks from about 10 people, we could do
that. Frosti updated the ideas page last night,
check it out. If you aren't one of those people
who likes to donate, buy a video. I haven't had a
single purchase yet, so you could be the first
and win... nothing. Well, that's all for this
rather extensive update. Oh, I added a table of
donors to the right over there >>. Cya. UPDATE: Uhh, I guess we didn't get the money... Yet. |
| January 17, 2002 - Big BA - Finishing up the pages. |
| Okay, well! Right after I got home from school today I finished updating all of the pages. I still haven't spell checked yet, but if you see an error IM me at Datgy14. We are still working on the script for TFDTITOHM, so don't fret. |
| January 16, 2002 - Big BA - A new look for the main page. |
| Hey everyone! I decided that all that black
was a little goth for the KWI site. With the new
attitude, I think this was a good change. Yeah,
well, enough of that. I am listening to the Rocky
soundtrack that I just downloaded, my mom is
telling me to do my homework, and I need to study
for a test. So I think I'll spend an extra minute
here to let you all know that we do have
a poll going on right now, check out the thing to
the right >>. Sarah is leading (go figure),
but if you disagree with destiny's choice, go
vote. Also, we are accepting orders for videos!
Just fill out a form under "purchase"
and we'll let you know when we can get you your
vids. -Cya. Oh, soon I'll fix all the pages' color schemes, spell correct, and update. |
| January 10, 2002 - Big BA - Yay! Girls! |
| I have added a new thingy dingy to the site! A poll so you can vote for the hottest girl in 9th grade. Vote for your woman! Show her and the world that you like her by clicking here to vote!! |
| January 4, 2002- Big BA - Oy |
| Oy vey, My dad saw the site and didn't like it. I had to delete it. But now we are back with an unfortunately and un-KWI-like cleaner site. Yeah, I know it won't please those of you who laugh at the f word no matter how it is used, but no one cares about you people anyway. |
| December 6, 2001 - Big BA - A new script in the making! |
| I have just started a script for a new movie
called Three Flying Dragons, Two Iron Tigers,
One Hiding Monkey. It will be a spoof of
Chinese movies and American movies alike. I won't
post the script because I think someone will
steal it. You know me, very paranoid. Well, maybe
you don't know me. BTW, the name is copyright
2001-2002 Kids With Issues. Also! We are searching for a digital camera and we have found one that will suit our needs! The Sony sntrv230. Here are the specs: 25x Optical Zoom 700x Digital Zoom 2.5" LCD Steady Shot Laser Link and i-Link (IEEE-1394 firewire connection!) The price you ask? $481.99 |
| December 4, 2001 - Big BA - Information for your own good. |
| I thought you might like to know that we are
accepting orders, but they will not be filled for
a while. The Kung Fu video will come free with
every purchase until we can add more to it. It
will be at the end of one of your videos you
ordered. The biology movie will be available
after its debut tomorrow. Donations are welcome. Just wanted to make sure you knew that... Click on that link to find out more. Also, KWI is interested in doing a Christmas special, more to come on that as things are decided upon. Be sure to spread the word about Kids With Issues. Peace out, yo! |
| December 01, 2001 - Vash - More Stuff! WooHoo! |
| Since I am so great I decided to help out my big ol' pal Big BA and not make him hafta do ALL the HTML cramming, he can't take all the fun. So I added two wonderful bios one for myself and one for Buckshot. Uh thats about it. So go look at something on the page. NOW! |
| November 29, 2001 - Big BA - Additions |
| Added bios for Frosti, Big BA, and Mr Ruler, plus the purchase section is up, but you can't buy anything yet. Our production is null as of yet, so don't come asking for any favors. And with all sincerity folks: don't ask to be in KWI. I know we are the coolest, but it just ain't gonna happen unless we come to you first! And if you ask us if you can be in here, your money will 'disappear' next time you place an order and pay for it. |
| November 28, 2001 - Big BA - Grand Opening! |
| Welcome to the official home of the KWI troupe. For more information on us, check out the About Us section to the left. Soon we'll have reviews and info on our videos and you can even purchase them... Unless, of course, we don't like you because, say, you ruined one of our videos that meant a lot to us... <Glares at John> Thassall, cya. |
