Update: well, everyone left and I am here, alone, saddened, talking to my pal Jennivive... Today was a great day, in traditional KWI style, we first started out doing nothing, then got an idea and ran with it; soon after we started running with it we got tired and our ambition tapered off. Yeah, 3 scenes into the movie we came back to my house and taped us doing gay things to the beat of techno music. The techno music rocked and both Mike and I learned that Vash has a really nice 6-pack. I am going to do situps every day now and air-hump to techno music... what am I saying? I could get a girl to hump to the beat of techno music with. Any volunteers? There is $1.64 in change on my desk here and one canadian penny... which is worth almost as much as the movie we made today. BTW, it's called The Munkis and it's a parody of The Birds. I am making a KWI memorabilia page... It's going to list all the stuff that's in my dresser drawer that belongs to KWI. Check back later.

• Buy an old chinese movie and redub it and subtitle it in l33t.
• Make a movie about an underground group of Tetris players
• A movie about... I forgot.

Yeah, so that's my story for the day. Check out Frosti's flavors of the week below:

BA says: Here's the FOtW archive.

Big BA: but you know... after this I'm sick of looking for a girl. I'm seriously going to give it a rest.
Frosti: I have been 2
Frosti: FOR 15 F***ING YEARS!
Big BA: but without a girl, I seem really gay
Big BA: I need a girl there to back up my straightness
Frosti: it's all cover

Big BA: I meant to say tright
Senpai: trite?
Big BA: no, right, you dumb@$$, can't you f***ing read?

StupidKid: how do I earn 130 bucks in two weeks?
StupidKid: seriously, any ideas?
Big BA: become a man whore.

Senpai: I decree that you be hung from your underdeveloped testicles until dead.

That's all for now!

The Pi Rap won that one, even though the Chinese Movie whooped on all their asses! Aragh! Anyway, I got to level 16 in Tetris today, I feel proud. 8-bit games rock the nut.
Okay, so this is the real update:
I moved some of the old updates into a new archive and I added a link in the Archives section in the menu, and on the Archives page. I'll have the TOC linked up and ready to go pretty soon here, too. Uhh, what else and I going to do... I think the hall of fame looks pretty stupid, but you're going to have to live with it. (I moved the comments around). Also, I touched up the reviews. No one cares about that though. I am going to add an Old Polls page, so yeah. I've decided not to implement the new KWI layout because it's not that cool, really... I think it would be nice to fix up all the pages so that they all use such a compacted javascript call like that layout does, but I've already done enough re-writing of code. I think I'll change the logo at the top of the page though and make it cooler-looking. Okay, done. Tell me what you think by clicking on my name in the top of this update. It'll send me an IM ^_^. Aragh, after about an hour, I finished changing all the page titles to a javascript call. That was massive. I had to check that they all worked, as well, so that's like what, 58 pages! Now I have to fricken upload them all! And that's not even all of them!

"When Bill Gates gets up in the morning and wonders why his butt hurts, he should know it's because Windows is gay."

Okay, and now a recap of all the stuff that's been updated this week:

• New KWI layout preview
• KWI Message Board
• Senpai's new camera
• Frosti's "Flavors of the week"
• KWI Hall of Fame
• About Us page
• Prototype Purchase Form
• Mission Issues stills

Woo that's a lot of stuff. Check out the message boards, they rock the nut. Feel free to leave a message there for anyone in (or out) of KWI, including myself or Frosti. Oh, and Senpai, the I is capital now *snicker*.

Senpai reorg'd the menu, so here's the new schematic:

peace ~BA

Big BA: what happened to you?
Polly: what do you mean?
Big BA: bill says that he means this is mike
Polly: huh?
Big BA: we're on a mission to harass everyone we can
Big BA: no offense
Polly: okay
Big BA: If at anytime during the harassment u become offended don't take offense we are equal opportunity harassers
Polly: alright
Big BA: So what happened with Wydy
Big BA: Wynded
Polly: i dunno
Big BA: was it all his fault
Polly: oh yea ... no it wasn't
Big BA: was it because he quit KWI
Polly: he quit?
Big BA: for now
Polly: no that would probably be a plus
Polly: no offense or anything
Big BA: Okay now you are on the block list

Yeah, so Frosti and I blocked her. Anyway, check out Frosti's update below. It's interesting. I'm going to make an archive of his weekly flavors. I'm going to make a hall of fame for people who are important to KWI and for resigned members, so check back later tonight for that. Okay, I added the Hall Of Fame. Enjoy!! (It's under members, for those of you too stupid to click on the link). I also updated the "about us" page to include stuff we did this summer, since it's drawing to a close fast here.

Eric: Man, if I was gonna screw Mariah Carey, I would need like some ear plugs or something man, because she'd be reachin notes WAY up there, man!

That's it for me, baby, g'night!

• New KWI layout
• Mission Issues stills

Also, here's the prototype of the new purchase form. Very cool and scripted.
Out ~Senpai

Well, I had a very interesting experience with a very interesting fellow. Feel free to flame him ^_^. Um, a little something before you read this... If you are offended by improper english and/or gay people and/or catholic priests and/or child molesters, don't read the following. Edited for your pooniness. Moved to here. I think all of this just goes to show you that some people are just ignorant. They have no values and thrive on being asses to other people. This guy is obviously obsessed with homoeroticy, which is a sad state of affairs, when you think about it.

KWI- er, sorry BA, KWi now has its own forum! Wheehee! Woohoo! When you're done giggling and frolicking with me, head right over here to see them!

They're looking pretty pathetic right now, though, we need you loyal KWi members - and fans - to post there. One caveat - you need to register. It's really no big deal, though, since the nice folks at TWM keep your information (actually, your e-mail is all they need) completely private.

Big BA is working on a skin for the KWi forum, to give it the distinctive look of KWeerness we all know and love. I'd make one, but to be honest, it's a pain in the ass, and I've already done two for the TWM boards.

Go there! Now! ~Senpai.

BTW, do you other KWI members get how embedded links work now?

This just in...

AnonymousSiteViewer: mom wants to know if she can charge her donation
AnonymousSiteViewer: har har har
Big BA: ialrn
AnonymousSiteViewer: hahah
AnonymousSiteViewer: a
AnonymousSiteViewer: mom wants the KWI to stand for Kids with Indigestion
AnonymousSiteViewer: :-\
Big BA: hmmm
AnonymousSiteViewer: what am i going to do with her
Big BA: I dunno.
Big BA: I am going to update about that.
AnonymousSiteViewer: i'm sayin no
AnonymousSiteViewer: ohh boy
AnonymousSiteViewer: shes not my mom
AnonymousSiteViewer: really
AnonymousSiteViewer: we bought her
Big BA: oh!
AnonymousSiteViewer: at a clampets yard sale
AnonymousSiteViewer: :-X ;-)
AnonymousSiteViewer: haha

Parents are viewing the KWi page. do you know what this means? Parents like laughs just as much as kids do. I believe that KWi needs to stretch its target demographic to include adults who enjoy the same things children/teens enjoy. This would mean changing absolutely nothing. Yes, there is no apostrophe in its because it's possesive. It's that way so people won't confuse it with it's, as in "it is".
If you read this, please IM me and let me know. Actually, I am going to start a poll... GO LOOK AT THE POLL! VOTE!

"You were right about Ben... his hornballocity has gotten out of hand!" -Growing Pains

Lemme know if you can do any of them by clicking my name in the subject of this update. Thanks...
Also, I did a revision on the script already, fixing miscellaneous things and adding some stuff. I still need Frosti and Senpai to write some little bits for me, but it's looking good! Tschuss. ~BA

A quote from Vash on a snippet I sent him "That makes no f***ing sense! I LOVE IT!"

UPDATE: I finished the first draft of the script and I proofed, it, as well. It's really funny, I know everyone will love it. The next step is for my lazy KWI counterparts to review it. Yay. So anyway, I'm looking for one or two girls to fill a couple minor rolls. I'm not sure there'd be pay, but you'd get to spend the day with the guys and gals from KWI, so how cool would that be? Also, I updated the Film Noir page in the 'Projects' Section.

Anyway, Claire, if you're reading this, I'd like you to be one of the Bride's Maids and also double as a sister in the bar scene. <--This is also what the other girls would be doing.
Also, I need another girl for a one liner and a scene as Eva Savealot.
Mmm, I think that's about it for the casting... If you feel like extra-ing for a little while on the set, drop me a line and I'll let you know if we need you a few days before we shoot.
I'm so happy! ~BA