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This game is very easy.
Number of Players: 2+
Teams? No, it's every man (or woman) for his or herself. Unless you want teams.

There are two versions of this game, one for two people and one for more than two people.

Two Person Game
Players A Batter and a pitcher
What you need
  • 1 Golf Club
  • 1 Shovel
  • 7 Pinecones or 7 Dogcraps
  • Lawn Furniture
  • Helmets for Everyone
  • 1 Bouncing plastic ball.
What to Do First Spread the lawn furniture out over the yard you are playing in. Spread out the dogcraps or pinecones over the yard. Everyone puts a helmet on. Designate a place to throw the Kraps or Kones.
Directions for play
  1. Select two ends of the yard. One is where the pitcher stands and one is where the batter stands. The shovel is placed 2 paces behind the batter.
  2. The batter uses the golf club as a bat.
  3. The pitcher rolls the ball to the batter. The batter hits the ball (or not... depending on whether he sucks or not).
  4. The batter throws down the club and grabs the shovel from behind him, then picks up a krap or a kone and tosses it into the designated area. 1 point for each K or K.
  5. The pitcher chases after the ball and tries to hit the batter with it. If the ball hits the shovel, then the batter is not out.
  6. If you believe you just threw out the last K or K, call a number between 1 and 10. If that indeed was the last K or K, then you add that number to your score, otherwise you subtract it.
  7. Alternate after every pitch.
  8. If the batter misses twice, they're out. Switch places.
Rules
  • You are allowed to hit the ball with the shovel.
  • You cannot hit anyone else with the shovel.
  • You cannot club anyone with the golf club.
  • You can carry more than one K or K at a time.

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Three & Up Game
Players A Batter and a pitcher and a ref and shovers
What you need
  • 1 Golf Club
  • 1 Shovel
  • 7 Pinecones or 7 Dogcraps (+3 more for every person)
  • Lawn Furniture
  • Helmets for Everyone
  • 1 Bouncing plastic ball.
What to Do First Spread the lawn furniture out over the yard you are playing in. Spread out the dogcraps or pinecones over the yard. Everyone puts a helmet on. Designate a place to throw the Kraps or Kones.
Directions for play
  1. Select two ends of the yard. One is where the pitcher stands and one is where the batter stands. The shovel is placed 2 paces behind the batter.
  2. The batter uses the golf club as a bat.
  3. The pitcher rolls the ball to the batter. The batter hits the ball (or not... depending on whether he sucks or not).
  4. Other people try to shove the batter before he bats. After batter, they act as obsticles.
  5. The batter throws down the club and grabs the shovel from behind him, then picks up a krap or a kone and tosses it into the designated area. 1 point for each K or K.
  6. The pitcher chases after the ball and tries to hit the batter with it. If the ball hits the shovel, then the batter is not out.
  7. If you believe you just threw out the last K or K, call a number between 1 and 10. If that indeed was the last K or K, then you add that number to your score, otherwise you subtract it.
  8. Alternate after every pitch
  9. If the batter misses twice, they're out. Switch people.
Rules
  • You are allowed to hit the ball with the shovel.
  • You cannot hit anyone else with the shovel.
  • You cannot club anyone with the golf club.
  • You can carry more than one K or K at a time.
  • If are playing with teams, then one person on the batter's team is an obsticle to the pitcher. The rest shove the shovers.

~BA & Frosti

Da Big Jolly Crapbar


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