| Wednesday, January 1, 2003 - Big BA - Happy uhgnkn New Years! |
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| A little note from BA... I appologize in advance for any emotional distress this update may cause. Please, if you'd like to remain pure in any fashion, do not read it. Lonely: i'm so upset!! Big BA & Co: why my dear? Big BA & Co: did you not get any action for new years? Big BA & Co: you were supposed to watch MTV if that was the case!! Lonely: bc penisboy and i were *edited* alone *edited*!!! Lonely: and i could have and i really wanted to and it was probly my best chance ever Lonely: and we h*edited*t all nite *edited* Big BA & Co: aww that sucks!! Big BA & Co: I was making moves on mike and yacin all night and it ended up me killing yacin and mike... well he has no shirt anymore. Lonely: *edited* Lonely: lol Big BA & Co: gooo effUU! Big BA & Co: that was yacin, btw Big BA & Co: we are all very sorry to hear you didn't get any from penisboy... but if you came over here we'd all make love to you. Big BA & Co: at once in all six vaginas Lonely: haha, i know thats yacin Big BA & Co: i smell like fucking ketchup Lonely: thanks guys, i appreciate it Lonely: but im already in my pajamas and all Lonely: shoot, yacin, dont tell anyone!! Lonely: i thought this was a safe confession to an east person, lol Big BA & Co: that doesn't cover your knee Big BA & Co: or your elbow Big BA & Co: or your NOSE!! Lonely: right, this is a confusing conversation Lonely: but i have a question that must be answered by a guy Lonely: ready? Big BA & Co: okay Big BA & Co: we have our penises out Big BA & Co: jesus bill its huge Lonely: haha, well i know thats what you think with Lonely: but anyways Big BA & Co: stop TOUCHING IT YACIN! Big BA & Co: you know you like IT Big BA & Co: what the hell mike, why is yours curved like that?! Big BA & Co: you could touch your own ass with that thing Lonely: if we were *edited* and had been f*edited*ing and s*edited*ting *edited*? Big BA & Co: no the soccer moms glass popped it stupid Lonely: even if we were joking, its still part serious right? Big BA & Co: yes. Lonely: STOP TALKING ABOUT YOUR PENISES!! Big BA & Co: the part about me having a huge penis, anyway Lonely: is the yes the answer to my question? Lonely: answer!!! Lonely: i understand your penis is huge, thats very nice Big BA & Co: the plural of penis is penes. Lonely: but still, i want to know Lonely: hey, be quiet!! Big BA & Co: yes it's a good sign Lonely: it is ok Big BA & Co: I would have fucking jumped you if you *edited*ed me Big BA & Co: especially in a dark alley Lonely: lol, its not like i *edited*ed his *edited* Big BA & Co: at 2 AM Big BA & Co: well no Big BA & Co: I mean like... my tit. Big BA & Co: i will mount you like a horse Lonely: and we *edited* l*edited* and we were s*edited*ting on a tramp*edited* Lonely: ok you guys sound pretty *edited* to me Lonely: had too much *edited* Big BA & Co: lol... too bad we're *edited*.. Lonely: im gonna g2bed now Big BA & Co: plans are for fools! Lonely: haha, ok then youre just desperate Lonely: ok Lonely: gnite Lonely: happy new years!! Big BA & Co: TEACHER BANZAI~ Big BA & Co: ! Big BA & Co: you too Lonely signed off at 3:12:56 AM. Something funny that ocurred less than 5 minutes ago. Bill: Yacin can you give me some hot chicks screennames for my buddylist? Yacin: Uhmm I can't think of any off the top of my head. Bill: What's Jenica's? Yacin: Uh I dunno I don't think she knows how to use a computer. Bill: I talked to her when she was at kim's house Mike: Maybe she was dictating? Bill: Jenica is hot! Mike: But she's like this tall! Bill: *nods, knowingly* She bit my nipple like every 5 minutes when we were hanging out Mike: She's an odd bird. Bill: She kinda looks like John. Yacin: The scary thing is, she does. Mike: Are you saying John's hot? Yacin: No, but if John was a chick he'd be hot... Because he'd look like Jenica! We've got so much stuff, we rock. And things man, yeah, uh... THE REALLY OFFICIAL FLAVORS OF THE YEAR!!! OBEY US AND DOWNLOAD THESE OR WE WILL EXCOMMUNICATE YOU STUPID BITCH! Stench of the YEAR: 3 parts Ketchup 1 part grape jelly. Guaranteed one of the worst things you'll EVER DFKCUNING SMELL IN YOUR LIFETIME OL'FACTORY GLANDULAR DISORDER! Thing to do of the YEAR!: US. You know you want to. Thing to do of the YEAR (besides us): BREAK-UNGHj-DANCE in 18 degree weather when there's a -11 degree windchill. In your PJs. You know we want to see the well endowed girls out there in there PJs pulling flares (EFFFFUUUUU!) Best new JAPANESE swearword of the YEAR!!!!!!!!: unughdjfdskuso. It means shit, fuck, damn, hell, crap, what, let's go, and sometimes y. WEBSITE OF THE YEAR (besides ours): RealULTIMATEPower.net NINJAS STILL ROCK Shittiest Band of the YEAR: ANAL CUNT! I GAVE YOUR KID AIDS SO YOU COULD WATCH HIM DIE!!!!!!!! DEATH OF THE YEAR: YOUR KID. Greatest Teacher of the YEAR: GREAT TEACHER ONIZUKA! TEACHER BONZAI!!! Movie of the YEAR (besides ours): Still LOTR. You know it's true. Coolest noise of the YEAR: Yacin's noise when fdalsdnkuso imitating ANAL CUNT Confetti color of the YEAR: MAUVE Yeah, the 70's/80's rocked. Underground rapper of the YEAR: MC Chris. His best followers are Frosti and BA. And Yacin. Place to sit of the YEAR: This chair. Because 3 people are sitting on it. Uncomfortably, I might add. THE BEST IHFIDJFKUSO of the YEAR: KIDS WITH ISSUES YOU KNOW IT'S THE TRUEST THING EVER! GOOD MORNING VIETNAM. FROSTI, VASH, AND BA HERE. NO WE DID NOT SLEEP AT ALL LAST NIGHT. NOT A WINK. WE ATE WHIP CREAM AND ALMOST PUKED. OH NO... WHIPPING CREAM RULES. OH I THINK I'M GONNA PUKE. FJDSLHBALLAHHHHH. jsdlfkjlkdsfjkuso! New Years Stinks. ~The Whole KWI Qroo. What we did for fun instead of celebrating (in order of length): 1) Watched Great Teacher Onizuka 2) Downloaded p0rn and h3nt41 and drew p3n35 on them. 3) Scratched/Adjusted ourselves. 4) Watched my system crash as we closed every process that was running. 5) Breakdanced in the cold. MEGABUCKS. |