The purpose of KWI is, for
the most part, to make other people laugh at stupid
things. There is an alterior motive however, and it only
comes in handy for the guys. It is: to get girls. Yes, I
believe that the purpose of KWI is for us lonely, perhaps
desperate--no, not desperate, just momentarily
girl-challenged --guys to find some girls that think
we're really popular even though we aren't. These girls
will obviously adore us until they find out that
devastating fact that the members of KWI really are
as weird off the screen as they appear on the screen. At
that point we will have used them to the extent of our
wishing anyway, so it won't be all that harsh when they
dump one of us. Apparently, now, the whole damn KWI gang
has to find a girl for himself who he wants to
impress with zany and enticing stunts. Oh yeah, and pure
stupidity.
Here is the current member/girlfriend status:
| Member | How long? | G/F | Wazzaaaah? |
|---|---|---|---|
| Vash | n/a | n/a | My pendis is huge! It's golden! |
| Buckshot | n/a | n/a | I, um, like some people. |
| Big BA | Since 10.31.03 | C-dawg | |
| Frosti | n/a | n/a | I like... girls who won't spit on me. |
| Mr Ruler | n/a | n/a | I like... My feet. |
| Shmoop | Since 05.15.02 | Kaila | I love her soo way past much!!! |
| Senpai | n/a | n/a | What? |
Oh, I wanted to make it known that I
wouldn't use any girl "..to the extent of [my]
wishing."
Apparently Shmoop likes to molest 12 year old girls. Good for him.