Big BA will be spending a
few hours adding reviews to this section... Yes, that's
me, Big BA. I was talking in third person. Cool, huh?
Yes. It was very cool. You best enjoy these, boy (or
girl, if you happen to be one of the rad, sexy chica
types)!!
Okay, in case you're stupid, here's how this
works:
| Movie Title | ... Is anything up there? Or did your gramma make beef stew in your brainless head and forget to drain it? |
|---|---|
| Running Time | How long the movie lasts |
| Stars | Who starred in the movie. |
| Scripted | Was this movie scripted or completely improvisational. |
| Review | The review of the movie is to the right. |
| Stars | How many stars out of 5 this movie recieves |
Now for the real reviews...
| Movie Title | Pi Rap | Running Time | 20 Minutes |
|---|---|---|---|
| Stars | Frosti, BA, Bisukito-Chan | Scripted? | Partially |
| Review | Take a break from reality and watch this beauty, the video that preceeded the KWI careers of all of its stars. Learn about the history of Pi in an entertaining and incredibly hard to follow rap co-written by BA and Frosti. Firstly, though, you will be treated to Mathematical Cooking with Frosti and guest host, Dmitri from Jamaica. | ||
| 3 Stars | |||
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| Movie Title | The Chinese Movie | Running Time | 60 Minutes? |
|---|---|---|---|
| Stars | Big BA, Bisukito-chan, Buckshot, Frosti, Lisa | Scripted? | No |
| Review | Oh no! Bisukito-chan has been stolen from his slightly transexual owner (played by Frosti). It's the job of Private Wa Koff (Big BA) and that other guy (Played by Buckshot) to get back bisukito-chan from the mobsters (played by Big BA, Frosti, Lisa, and Buckshot). But will Louey (played by Lisa) get to them first? | ||
| 3.5 Stars | |||
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| Movie Title | Biology Video | Running Time | 20 Minutes |
|---|---|---|---|
| Stars | Mr Ruler, Buckshot, Big BA, Frosti, Vash. | Scripted? | Yes |
| Review | Chock full of big names, this movie rocks the house. Learn about your favorite subject, biology! In this exciting video, you'll learn how Mitosis is achieved during cell division and have a riot doing it too. Included in the uncut version is a half hour chunk of us eating lunch and talking. And pulling pranks on Frosti! | ||
| 4 Stars | |||
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|---|---|---|---|
| Stars | itsoF dna AB giB | Scripted? | oN |
| Review | !eivom nmad eht evah llits ew fi wonk neve t'nod I ,lleH .ti gnimlif dehsinif ew retfa nogarD neddiH regiT gnihcuorC hctaw og ot gniog erew ew taht tcaf eht yb deripsni yllaitrap cipe siht ni tuo ti ekud itsorF dna AB giB .eivom suorutnevda os ton fo dnik dna trohs A | ||
| 3 Stars | |||
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| Movie Title | Kaufmannians | Running Time | 18 minutes |
|---|---|---|---|
| Stars | Senpai and Frosti | Scripted? | No |
| Review | Umm, I didn't really like it, I think that's a personal preference. It's really kind of funny, or so says everyone else. | ||
| 3 Stars | |||
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| Movie Title | KWI Fairy Tale | Running Time | 10 minutes-ish |
|---|---|---|---|
| Stars | Big BA, Frosti, Sarah Leslie | Scripted? | No |
| Review | Very well performed. Buy it because it has Sarah in it. | ||
| 4 Stars | |||
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| Movie Title | Mission Issues | Running Time | 32 minutes |
|---|---|---|---|
| Stars | Frosti, Senpai, His sister | Scripted? | No |
| Review | An awesome movie! A mission impossible spoof with tons of laughs and great action. | ||
| 5 Stars | |||
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| Movie Title | Fruity Cocktail | Running Time | 33 Minutes |
|---|---|---|---|
| Stars | Big BA, Frosti | Scripted? | No |
| Review | A Rocky spoof. HILARIOUS! You have to buy the video. If you don't, then Cocky Salsa and Brohammad Kiwi will come over and empty that beef stew out of your head. | ||
| 4.5 Stars | |||
That's all for now. Thanks for checking it out.
~BA