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There are many ways to take standardized tests... Some people know how, and some people just have a little trouble with them. If you fall into either of those categories, loosen up and try some of our techniques.

Mr Ruler's Technique:
1) Draw a circle on your scrap piece of paper.
2) Divide the circle up evenly according to how many possible answers there are for easch question (making "c" a bit larger than the rest... or not).
3) Label the sections.
4) Spin your pencil in the middle.
5) Voila! You have your answers for the entire test!


Big BA's Technique:
1) Pull out your TI-83+
2) Create a new program called "Guess"
3) Use this code:
PrgmGuess
:ClrHome
:Input "Max Ans: ", A
:Lbl AA
:Input "Num Res (1-5): ", B
:If B>5:Goto AA
:If B<1:Goto AA
:For (C,1,B)
:RandInt(0,A)->D
:Disp D
:End
Voila! An instant answer program... Obviously if your answers aren't numbers, you'd convert them to their letter equivolent (1>A, 2>B, 3>C, et cetera)

Senpai's Technique:
1) Be smart
Voila! You have the answers!

Frosti's Technique:

1) Borrow Big BA's Calculator and hit 2nd+Entry repeatedly to find out what I've been doing to get my answers. Obviously I've been using my random answer program.

Vash's Method:
1) Write "A","B","C","D","E","Try Again" on each of the sides of your pencil (oh yes, it's tricky... see if you can do it without having to break your pencil in half and re-sharpen it...)
2) Hold your pencil up and drop it.
3) Use the letter that appears on whatever side lands up.

Buckshot's Methodology:
Are my methods unsound?
I don't see any method at all...


(Yeah the west kids get method instead of technique.) Thank you for checking this out... There will be more sometime in the future. ~BA

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