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This game is very easy to play. The object is to smack other people with the blinking ball in the middle of the night and recover it. The person with the UFO ball is an alien, which means he's obviously mexican. The mexican must continuously say spaish words while he's in possession of the UFO ball so that everyone else (border patrol), can find him or her.
Number of Players: However many you want to play with
Teams? Nope, unless you feel like altering the rules to play with teams. (note: we do not condone the altering of rules!)

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How to play!
Players Hmmm, a mexican and border patrollers
What you need
  • A buncha people
  • A NERF (R) football that blinks when you hit it.
What to Do First Wait till it's pitch black out. The game begins when someone smacks the ball and it starts blinking.
Directions for play
  1. Someone starts out with the ball and runs around, the other people chase him/her and try to get the ball.
  2. The person with the ball tries to smack the other people with the ball and then regain possession.
  3. If the ball hits someone and the person who threw the ball catches it before it hits the ground, it's worth two points and s/he must yell "Muy Bien!"
  4. If the balls hits the ground, the thrower has to recover the ball before the others get the ball. If s/he does recover the ball, s/he must yell "Como esta usted!". It's worth one point.
  5. In the event that the thrower does not recover the ball, the person who picks it up must yell "Yokiro Taco Bell!" They are now the mexican.
  6. The mexican must continuously say spaish words while he or she is in possession of the UFO ball so that everyone else (border patrol), can find him or her.
Rules
  • If the ball stops blinking, yell "Hit it". If a person gets 5 hit its, they lose a point
  • Keeping track of points in this game is a bitch, so don't bother.
  • Shoving is perfectly legal, but clawing is not.

~BA

Da Big Jolly Crapbar


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