Welcome to the one and only
Wilson Ball page. Play this game and play it well!
| Number of Players: |
2+ |
| Teams? |
If you wanna have teams, go for it. |
There's only one variation of this game... As opposed
to more than one.
| The Game of Wilson
Ball |
| Players |
A Batter and a pitcher and people who stand
around |
| What you need |
- 1 Eight-foot pole from a swingset
- 1 Basketball
|
| What to Do First |
First, you take turns rolling the basketball
back and forth and trying to spit on it to make a
Wilson-like face appear on the ball. When this
task is completed, the person who spit Wilson
onto the ball pitches first. |
| Directions for play |
- Select two ends of the yard. One is where
the pitcher stands and one is where the
batter stands.
- The pitcher pitches the ball to the
batter. Yes pitches, throw the ball
through the air. The batter takes a
mighty swing at it and sends it flying
through the air (unless you suck).
- The farther it goes, the more points the
person gets. Less than 50 yrds = 0
points, 50-100 yrds = 1 point, 100+ yrds
= 2 points.
- First person to 17 points wins.
- If the batter misses twice, they're out
because they suck like hell.
- When something awesome happens, like the
batter hits the ball really damn far, all
the people have to say
"shiiiit!" (just for effect,
like in the bio video!)
|
| Rules |
There aren't any. Have fun. |
~BA