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Welcome to the one and only Wilson Ball page. Play this game and play it well!
Number of Players: 2+
Teams? If you wanna have teams, go for it.

There's only one variation of this game... As opposed to more than one.

The Game of Wilson Ball
Players A Batter and a pitcher and people who stand around
What you need
  • 1 Eight-foot pole from a swingset
  • 1 Basketball
What to Do First First, you take turns rolling the basketball back and forth and trying to spit on it to make a Wilson-like face appear on the ball. When this task is completed, the person who spit Wilson onto the ball pitches first.
Directions for play
  1. Select two ends of the yard. One is where the pitcher stands and one is where the batter stands.
  2. The pitcher pitches the ball to the batter. Yes pitches, throw the ball through the air. The batter takes a mighty swing at it and sends it flying through the air (unless you suck).
  3. The farther it goes, the more points the person gets. Less than 50 yrds = 0 points, 50-100 yrds = 1 point, 100+ yrds = 2 points.
  4. First person to 17 points wins.
  5. If the batter misses twice, they're out because they suck like hell.
  6. When something awesome happens, like the batter hits the ball really damn far, all the people have to say "shiiiit!" (just for effect, like in the bio video!)
Rules There aren't any. Have fun.

~BA

Da Big Jolly Crapbar


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